InsaneJournal

Title: Post-Mortem
Challenges: Venus snape100, facial hair lupin100
Word Count: 100
Note: this is in the spirit of the lupin_snape Retro Fest and ignores canon after HPB. It's definitely post-war.


"Never again. Ever." Remus tossed the fake beard into the fire. "I'm surprised no one chucked a rotten aubergine at the stage."

"Perhaps that's because they chucked a few rotten tomatoes." Severus had already binned his costume. "I thought Minerva was going to hex that drunk in the front row. Her costume was not her fault."

"I think he was heckling Luna. Even she couldn't pull of Lady Bracknell dressed as Sailor Venus."

"No one could." Severus pulled out a bottle of wine. "Drink?"

Remus conjured three glasses. "Better save one for Minerva. She's still yelling at the director."

"Good."