ellid (ellid) wrote in lupin100, @ 2009-04-29 07:32:00 |
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Entry tags: | author: ellid |
Title: Terror
Challenges: "Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to do a thing, " Paul Theroux snape100, Remus/Bellatrix lupin100
Warning: implied impotence
"A potion to strengthen your manhood?" Snape was too shocked to be sarcastic. "You're twenty!"
"Can't get it up, she frightens me - " Lupin mumbled. His face was nearly as red as Weasley's hair.
"What?"
"I said, I can't get it up for her." Lupin, miserable, poured himself a whisky. "She's pretty enough, if you like them - "
"Totally mad?"
"Inbred, I was about to say. But the things she says - she's enough to make any man a eunuch!"
Snape agreed, not that he would ever tell the wolf. "I'll see if I can modify the formula."