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Title: Turning the Tables
Challenges: "A jug of wine, a loaf of bread - and SNAPE?" snape100, Remus/Narcissa lupin100
Note: DH references but not compatible, set about a year after the War.


"He's back," murmured Remus into Narcissa's waving hair. "This time he's Rowan Atkinson."

Narcissa wrinkled her nose. "Thank goodness you can smell him. What shall we do?"

Remus considered as he poured wine from a ceramic jug. Hyde Park was full of enough other happy picnickers that no one had noticed them. Even Snape, self-consciously chewing on a baguette, looked almost relaxed. "Confronting him won't work since he'll deny he's working for Lucius. Perhaps we should kiss? That should annoy them both."

"I like that idea." Narcissa smiled as their lips touched.

Neither reacted as Snape-Atkinson choked on his bread.