"If we could only find out how 13 was turned to stone that one time we could do that again and make him a statue for pigeons to relieve themselves on, or maybe a fire hydrant! Course the way 13 is, he probably think dogs hiking their leg on him was exciting."
Susan sighs. "Oh well. I guess my old body was a bit too daring. I mean even taking 13 out of the consideration I was always having guys hit on me. What do you think Sil? Is this a better look for me than my old one? I mean I want to look good but not like a total slut."