That was almost romantic and touching, until I got to the chewing on the toes part. Then I remembered what we were talking about. Then again I have taken photos in my bare feet, so maybe I'm encouraging these things subconsciously.
I too play in ink and paint in my knickers.
That's not Bret Hart. :P It's a promoter I worked for in California when I started out in the business. He really helped me along. I went home for a visit and crashed his latest show.