Someone wants a sketch!?! I'm touched! I'm also very happy you enjoyed this.
I just wanted to add my two little cents about the sketch. When the idea was played with by torino and I, my initial thought was Lawrence of Arabia when Peter O'Toole crests the hill at the beginning I think and he is in all white and his eyes (blue not green but still rather intense) are so striking. I LOVED that part! And Omar Sharif all in black was the natural progression to Snape. I also thought Snape would have a tan line from wearing the face scarf which cracked me up. Anyway I am not sure of torino has seen the movie (I am betting no but Sharif being in it makes me wonder) but that's what for got me. But a picture of Bill wanking to them isn't a bad thought.