Love and War

Just want to post to be sure the comm isn't deleted in a purge.

Title: (Mis)Sorted
Authors: gryffindorj and torino10154
Word Count: ~1100
Rating: PG-13
Character: Scorpius (implied slashiness)
Disclaimer: Not ours. They belong to JKR.
A/N: Unbeta'd. From an idea J had and we decided to write together for the first time in ages.


( (Mis)Sorted )

Title: Not Your Ordinary Pair
Author: gryffindorj & torino10154
Character: Percy Ignatius Weasley
Location: The Brain Room
Object: Gloves
Other Characters: Kingsley with references to others
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1934
Warnings: Misuse of Muggle artifacts
Disclaimer: Percy, Kingsley, or anything you recognize belongs to JKR.
Author's Notes: Thank you to the lovely blpaintchart for the beta. Written for hp_wankfest 2008. Link to the original post here.

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Title:Ten Years
Author(s): gryffindorj & torino10154
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Snape/Harry, Remus/Sirius, Fred/George. But for the record Dean is with Seamus and Neville is with Colin.
Warning(s): Crack! Blow jobs, mild food smut, anal sex, bad puns and clichés.
A/N: Between rewrites and fest reads we remembered it's supposedly ten years since the Battle of Hogwarts. We talked about what Harry would be doing on a day like today. Then realized that was for suckers so we wrote about what everyone should be doing today.

( Ten Years )

torino10154 is sick and gryffindorj is hung over babysitting so this is our quick attempt at meta. Below the cut is a discussion of JKR's misunderstanding of her own characters.

( JKR's understanding of her own characters- )

Title: Tales From a Tent: A Thousand Arabian Nights or Could You Repeat That Please?: Camping Done Right also known as Erecto: How to Get It Up Without Even Trying
Authors: gryffindorj and torino10154
Fandom/Pairing/Prompt: Harry Potter; Harry Potter/Severus Snape; Egypt
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry and Snape take a trip to Egypt. Bill shows them the sights. They give him a performance.
Disclaimer: They are not ours. Everything HP belongs to JKR.
Highlight for Warnings: *PWP, anal, Top!Harry, Bottom!Snape, Voyeur!Bill (well, aurally) *
Beta: Thank you to alwaysasnapefan. Any mistakes that remain are our own. Written for ides_of_march

( Tales From a Tent . . . )

Title:Morning Person
Authors: gryffindorj & torino10154
Rating: Soft R
Word Count: 750ish
Disclaimer: We do not own them or make any money. JKR owns everything.
A/N: For darkladyvamp's birthday. She wanted Snarry with a happy ending. Harry is not a morning person; Severus wants to change that.


( Morning Person )

Title: A Touch of Dumbledore
Authors: torino10154 and gryffindorj
Pairing(s): Phineas/Aberforth(main), past Phineas/Albus
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2800+
Warnings: Man-sex, adultery, vouyeur!Albus, mentions of het relationship (off-stage)
Summary: Set in 1890, Albus thinks Phineas is cheating on his wife so he goes to investigate . . .
Disclaimer: Not ours. They belong to JKR.
A/N: Our first collaboration, written in early June 2007. At the time we wrote it, we believed Albus was 150 not 115 as it seems he's meant to be. * is based on a line from PS/SS. Beta’d by jezebel64. Thanks love. Any mistakes that remain are our own.


( A Touch of Dumbledore )

Title: Prey
Author: gryffindorj and torino10154
Giftee: swtalmnd
Word Count: 3834
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Highlight for Warnings: * Rough sex but not non-con, anal, oral, mild bondage, Harry is 16*
Disclaimer: They belong to JKR.
Summary: AU, PWP-Snape may teach DADA now but he still loves to give Harry detentions with potions.
A/N: swtalmnd didn’t have a specific request but expressed a love of detention fics. Enjoy! Thanks to sweetmelodykiss and harleen for feedback, and Persevero for SPAG. Any mistakes that remain are our own. Link to the snarry_holidays original here.

( Prey )

Title:Ghost of Christmas Future
Authors: gryffindorj and torino10154
Word Count: 100 x 3
Characters: Severus/Harry
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: They belong to JKR.
Summary: Hope for the future.
A/N Follows Ghosts of Christmas Past and Ghost of Christmas Present. Cross posted to adventdrabbles (theoretically for Dec 16) and probably elsewhere (if I can find the time).


( Ghost of Christmas Future )

Title: Quartet for a Sauna
Authors: gryffindorj and torino10154
Pairing: Harry/Severus/Remus/Sirius (together at last!)
Word Count: 4488ish
Warnings: Foursome: orgasm denial, mild D/s, oral, anal, frottage, drug use
Disclaimer: These characters belong to JKR.
A/N: Written for sweetmelodykiss who requested “Snape, Harry, Remus, Sirius: ORGY -- nough said!” Happy Christmas, dear!
Cross-posted several times, sorry folks.


( Quartet for a Sauna )

10. The grammar is shoddy at best.

9. If Draco is there, he’s a bottom.

8. We think we are funnier than the reader does.

7. Cocks and pricks only. Rarely are other synonyms used. Dicks need not apply.

6. Ginny-ewwwwwww.

5. Either can bottom but Snape bottoms from the top or tops from the bottom.

4. If we mention another couple it is because we delight in shipping them as well.

3. We always comment to one another more frequently than anyone else does to us.

2. We only inflict Ron on Hermione because that was her choice.

And the number one way you know you are reading a gryffindorj & torino10154 fic is . . .

1. Not matter how kinky, hostile, or hysterical-Snape and Harry are in love.

Here I am with torino10154 and we have been having a smashing time. While she brewed some potions (made brownies and biscotti), I went for a ride on my broom (running). We have been writing when the time allows. We have five things we are working on but this is our first in person together collaboration. We need to know if we should write a second part or leave it as is.

ETA: We had a SWM "you weren't supposed to look there" Snape and Harry moment today. I'll talk about over on my journal.

Here's the little fic behind the cut-

Title: Holiday Hook-Up
Authors: gryffindorj and torino10154
Word Count: less than 400
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Snape/Sanguini. There is a mention of Snarry.
Warnings: HBP, Snape is rather slutty.
Disclaimer: We don't own anything Harry Potter, JK Rowling does.
A/N: We were itching to know why anti-social Snape would go back to Slughorn's party in HBP.

( Holiday Hook-Up )

Title: Words Aren’t Enough
Authors: gryffindorj and torino10154
Word Count: 1300+
Rating: G
Characters: Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Draco Malfoy, spoiler character
Highlight for Warnings: DH Spoilers * Angst, Canon Character Death *
Disclaimer: Not ours. They belong to HRH JKR.
A/N: We’ve both had a tough week. This is the result.
ETA: The quote comes from "Lancelot and Elaine" – chapter 7 "The Idylls of the King" (1859)- citation unearthed for me by junewilliams7
Summary: Harry’s altered feelings towards Snape after the final battle.


( Words Aren’t Enough )

Title: Sunday Morning
Authors: gryffindorj and torino10154
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2142
Warnings: Smutty innuendo, threat of the misuse of produce
Disclaimer: The characters belong to HRH JKR. We just play with them. Cross posted the usual places. Sorry for the duplication.
Summary: “To market, to market to buy . . .”


( Sunday Morning )