Allison (![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} agent_alpo) wrote in ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/community.gif){kind=small} lordandmaster,@ 2009-01-18 23:15:00 |
 |
|||
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
A Woman's Deceit
So this one was okay. Kind of blah in the rant department. I guess I'm just not your typical woman.
1) I never wear make-up.
2) Yes, I wear a bra, but it's not a push-up. It's there to keep my boobs from giving me back problems. And also to help conceal THO. Because nobody (except my partner) needs or wants to see my tits poking out at attention underneath my shirt. The bra is there to dim the headlights.
3) I don't date men. Therefore, I'm never trying to impress them, unless maybe it's a man who's interviewing me for a job. And still, I don't wear make-up. Ever. Not even for job interviews or weddings or any of that crap. I don't have the slightest clue what kind of foundation would match my skin tone, and I don't want to know.
4) I shave my pits for hygiene purposes. If I don't, my deodorant gets clogged in there (yes, even after only one day between showers) and then I get ingrown hairs or infected pores that are extremely painful. I only shave my legs in the summer when wearing shorts because the feeling of the wind blowing through my leg hair creeps me the fuck out.
So in short, this rant neither amused me nor applied to me. I guess I'm not as much of a conformist as I thought I was.
Also, has anybody else noticed how fucking often Foamy blinks? He blinks way too often. Like every other second. It's actually getting a bit annoying.