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Who: Jimmy and Stubby
What: Blind date ftw
When: Valentine's Day
Where: The Whizzer and ____ ?
Rating: ....it's Stubby. Guess.
Status: Incomplete

It involved physics. Which was never really something that should be applied to a damn thing that Jimmy Potter was doing, in particular when he was at a table that had a flame on it. A small one, yes, but still. There was fire, and there was the paper from his straw's wrapper which was very flammable. And Jimmy was currently sitting sideways in his seat, slowly leaning back towards the floor. Anyone looking at him might have thought that he was playing with gravity for hell of it. But as one got closer, they might noticed that he had a spoon on the table before him. One that had a tiny bit of that straw's wrapper balled up tightly and sitting on the end of the handle. Jimmy had one finger on the head of the spoon, facing toward himself. He slowly aimed, head almost all away around like an owl.

He hit the spoon's head and the paper went up into a careful arch as it landed without sound into Andromeda Tonks' wine glass, Jimmy's grin wide as the woman didn't notice. He loaded the spoon up once more, now aiming for her plate. But the figure of his date was finally there, and instead the paper bomb shot off his spoon and right onto the nose of Stubby the Rock Star.

Jimmy looked up at the man, his brows inching higher as he stayed in that same awkward position.

"I meant to do that?"