I couldn't help it. I'm sure I've definitely got your attention now!
Ok guys! *waves* I probably should have put this up a couple days ago, but on the 18th I’m running a plot inspired by the ToS episode What Are Little Girls Made Of?.
It’s a bit different since my AOS Christine is different (that whole Penelope act in the TOS episode never sat with me right), but the basic plot line is the same. Dr. Roger Korby, once upon a time, was the forerunner in the field of Medical Archaeology. He was so brilliant that his book was required reading at Starfleet Academy for certain fields and classes. He is also Christine Chapel’s ex-fiance. I won’t go into it, but you can read about those sordid details in her history if you’re so inclined.
Anyway.two and a half years ago he took a research trip to the planet Exo III. The shuttle crashed, and there were never any transmissions sent. The entire three person team was considered missing and most likely dead.
BUT WERE THEY?
Yes and Noish, the extinct people of Exo III had built androids and android replicators! So when he was dying Korby (with the help of Ruk the sole Android left on the planet) made himself and his colleagues into android replicas. They have all their memories and thoughts and are incredibly real looking, but they lack emotions.
Now, that’s just the background!
Basically Korby has the bright idea that he’s going to take over the universe with his Androids. With everyone copied into an Android there can be Utopia. Lack of emotions means no hate and war and jealousy ect ect.
Anyway on the morning of the 18th the Enterprise is finally going to pick up a transmission from the good doctor. He seems a little skittishly not himself, but everyone pretty much thinks that solitude on a planet without hope of rescue for that long might make anyone go a little crazypants. Anyway, he’s all, “I’ve made a discovery of the utmost importance!” and Christine Chapel, Jim Kirk, Gaila, and two security guys go down to investigate.
They find out it’s androids, then they find out Korby’s an android! They find out he’s crazypants for realsies and a diabolical mad genius! He's the real fifth cylon. No! He is Ultron. Or Yellowjacket. There’s a Hank Pym joke in there somewhere. Or BSG, either one. Randomness ensues! His android servants can hold them against their will or whatever.
Rachel, Ally, and I will just be having fun with it. We can do whatever whacky hijinks we want! Jim and the phallic rock As long as Christine shoots him in the end. :)
Now why is this here as opposed to email between the three of us? Well, at some point Korby’s making an android copy of the captain and sending it up to the Enterprise (probably to send more people down or whatever, You know, bad guy hubris and evil laughs should be inserted here.) Anyway, this is up in case anyone wants to plot with the Kirkdroid. It’s probably exactly like the Captain just a bit strange.
But you guys can stop him! Or whatever. No, girls, you can’t keep him after.
(Lol guys, in the episode he kept repeating, “Mind Your own business, Mr. Spock, I’m sick of your half-breed interference, do you hear?” so that Kirkdroid would say it to Spock, and Spock could probably be all, “Bitch you sound like McCoy. What’s up with that?”)