Who: James and Ridley via AIM
What: James approaches Ridley with an idea
Where: TEH INTARWEBS
When: A few days after this
Rating: R for creepy and language
Open: Negatory, AIM log

3:04:06 PM PsychoticSexGod: Ridley.
3:04:13 PM sexdevilfromhell: James.
3:04:23 PM PsychoticSexGod: How goes it?
3:04:45 PM sexdevilfromhell: Oh it goes. Staying out of trouble? Oh wait, it's you. Pointless question.
3:06:08 PM PsychoticSexGod: Ah, there's the hilarious cunt I know and... tolerate. So, how does your calander look for the next few weeks?
3:06:42 PM sexdevilfromhell: You can't see me, but my middle finger is up in your general direction.
3:06:51 PM sexdevilfromhell: my calendar? Busy of course.
3:06:54 PM PsychoticSexGod: Aw, sweet. Such a lady
3:07:11 PM PsychoticSexGod: Too busy for a little fun?
3:07:49 PM sexdevilfromhell: Depends on the fun. If you're just looking to get your rocks off, been there, done that.
3:08:14 PM PsychoticSexGod: Like I have time to try to get your overworked pussy moving. No, I'm thinking fun of a different color.
3:08:41 PM sexdevilfromhell: A little effort never hurt anyone, James.
3:08:59 PM PsychoticSexGod: It's more than a little, m'dear. It's like trying to throw a hotdog down a hallway
3:09:08 PM PsychoticSexGod: Anyway, to my fun
3:09:25 PM PsychoticSexGod: I've been contacted about my 'work' within the FBI by someone with the DA's office.
3:09:29 PM PsychoticSexGod: She's.. interesting.
3:09:46 PM sexdevilfromhell: Well honey, when you aren't as well endowed as even an average man, you can't very well blame me for that.
3:09:52 PM sexdevilfromhell: Oh really?
3:10:10 PM PsychoticSexGod: No one can fill the Grand Canyon that is your nether regions.
3:10:28 PM PsychoticSexGod: And yes, really. Quinn Whelan. Sending a file your way.
3:10:40 PM sexdevilfromhell: Oh lovely.
3:11:34 PM PsychoticSexGod: She's more skittish than she likes to let on. But she'll be a fun nut to crack. Or bust.
3:12:03 PM sexdevilfromhell: Oh really? Hm...and I'm guessing by your telling me this, you can't handle it yourself?
3:12:16 PM PsychoticSexGod: I could, but you know how I love to watch you work.
3:12:39 PM sexdevilfromhell: You're twisted fucker, you know that?
3:12:58 PM PsychoticSexGod: You might have to be nice for a little while, lull her into a state that would make it easier to pull her in.
3:13:11 PM PsychoticSexGod: Of course I know that. And you know that. And we keep it that way.
3:13:40 PM sexdevilfromhell: Ugh, James. You know how hard it is for me to be nice.
3:13:43 PM sexdevilfromhell: What's the hook?
3:13:56 PM PsychoticSexGod: No hook. Free reign.
3:14:06 PM sexdevilfromhell: Oooh so she's really just for fun?
3:14:12 PM PsychoticSexGod: And it's hard, I know. But I do it every goddamned day, so take one for the team.
3:14:25 PM sexdevilfromhell: I am not a team player either
3:14:43 PM PsychoticSexGod: If you want to play with her, and you see the pictures I sent you, you'll play on this team
3:14:52 PM PsychoticSexGod: I think we'll have to leave her alive, though.
3:14:56 PM PsychoticSexGod: Just for shits and giggles.
3:15:09 PM sexdevilfromhell: Ah, leave her as twisted as we are. Or at least well on her way
3:15:14 PM sexdevilfromhell: this is...intriguing, I'll give you that
3:15:24 PM sexdevilfromhell: she looks just darling.
3:15:35 PM PsychoticSexGod: Of course it is. There are things I'd like to see, that only you can do, m'dear.
3:16:03 PM sexdevilfromhell: I think I could be persuaded to join your "team"
3:16:09 PM PsychoticSexGod: Good.
3:16:14 PM sexdevilfromhell: Boston has become rather boring with everyone playing nice.
3:16:35 PM sexdevilfromhell: You hear about that Italian thing? It wasn't you was it?
3:16:37 PM PsychoticSexGod: Leo Marino's death only stirred it up for a second. Rumor has it that his fucking cunt sister is going to be running things
3:16:52 PM sexdevilfromhell: ...you're serious?
3:16:54 PM PsychoticSexGod: Ha. I wish. That would've been fun. No, I was too busy tailing Lucas
3:17:04 PM PsychoticSexGod: Waste of time, that was
3:17:05 PM sexdevilfromhell: Well, if that what you boys are calling it now.
3:17:28 PM PsychoticSexGod: And yes, I'm serious. Of course, the retard of a brother is next in line, but he can't pick his ass from his elbow
3:17:54 PM sexdevilfromhell: Oh but he
3:17:58 PM sexdevilfromhell: *He's a cute one
3:18:03 PM sexdevilfromhell: fun to rip in half
3:18:28 PM PsychoticSexGod: He might be. But they're too well guarded, especially now
3:18:45 PM PsychoticSexGod: So, instead, I focus on the west while the east tries to put itself back together
3:18:50 PM sexdevilfromhell: Ugh, merely stepping stones
3:18:55 PM sexdevilfromhell: Alright.
3:19:01 PM PsychoticSexGod: So you're in on this?
3:19:06 PM sexdevilfromhell: I am.
3:19:15 PM sexdevilfromhell: Do you have something specific in mind?
3:19:30 PM PsychoticSexGod: I do. But I'll keep the specifics to myself until we're in person
3:19:35 PM sexdevilfromhell: we all know I'm not as good at eating shit as you are, so you'll have to take the reins to begin here.
3:19:45 PM sexdevilfromhell: name the place, I'll be there.
3:20:01 PM PsychoticSexGod: Good. Night Owl. Should be a nice trip down memory lane.
3:20:31 PM sexdevilfromhell: It should indeed.
3:20:48 PM PsychoticSexGod: I hope that stupid cokewhore waitress is still there. I'll make her get me an ashtray again.
3:21:08 PM sexdevilfromhell: oh yes I hope so.
3:21:32 PM PsychoticSexGod: See you then. Friday night. Bring your pool cue. Maybe you can make a few bucks.
3:22:08 PM sexdevilfromhell: Or just shove it up your ass if you get handsy.
3:23:05 PM PsychoticSexGod: Ah, you'd like that too much. And you like it when I'm handsy. I could shove my fingers in you while you bent over to pocket the 8 ball and you'd still land the shot.
3:23:56 PM sexdevilfromhell: Well clearly, I'm just that skilled.
3:24:45 PM PsychoticSexGod: You are. I have some twat of an intern in my office, begging for praise. I should shove them out the window. Until Friday.
3:25:58 PM sexdevilfromhell: You should. See you then.

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