Firestarter, huh? What are the odds? but given the odds in this town… Neil wasn’t surprised.
He just grinned sarcastically, which was difficult. You really had to do it just right, but grin sarcastically he did and said sarcastically, “You have noooooo idea. I mean, really, the shit that has happened to me in the last week?” He made a very undignified noise of scorn and irritation. “Fuck unbelievable… and what’s with you gingers? All you ginger fuckin’ fire elementals. You are the third one I’ve run into and I’ve only been here…” He counted briefly, realized he was counting A, B, C, D, and knocked it off. “I’ve only been here a little while.”
He dug his cellphone out of his pocket, found it a melted slag fused into a solid malformed chunk of plastic and tossed it indolently over his shoulder. “Fuuuuuck, I need to call someone and she’s gonna fuckin kill me. Both of ‘em. That fucking monkey and my fake sister will both, at the same time, kill me.”