"You have no idea how badly I'd love to," Erin replied. "Sadly, the 'do no harm' thing applies to dead-people doctors, too. So I'm just going to pray to avoid him. Or passive aggressively run him out of town. Or full on aggressively run him out of town. You know, whatever happens first." She wasn't picky! Really!
"Tell me about your week. Anything that isn't going to make me wake up screaming - I've had enough of that for one day."