"I know you're happy, but clearly you need a woman to take care of you Gregory, and I want to make sure we find you somebody that's going to be right for you. They got to go through me to get to you. If they're not strong enough for that, clearly they're not good enough." She argued back. "I'm not going to be around forever you know." She said laughing a little. "There will be a time that you won't be able to just come over and eat take away and watch crappy TV. You're going to have to find a girl one way or another." She insisted.
"There's nothing wrong with being a total geek. Have you not seen The OC? Geeks are in. Girls love geeks. Besides there are female geeks around. I have a few of them that come in to the store. Mind you they're a lot younger then us so you might end up getting charged for something like that, buuuut..." She shrugged. "I'm sure there's a girl out there that doesn't mind Cos-Play and will dress up for you in a Sailor Moon outfit or a Princess Leia one." She said knowing full well that she had BOTH of those costumes upstairs. She'd bought them thinking she'd wear them to a Comic Convention and then hadn't gone in the past two years. She just left them in her closet though, hiding away. Nobody needed to see that.
"True enough. Maybe I'll set you up a profile on Match dot Com, you see all those commercials and they can't be wrong, right?" She said continuing to eat her noodles.