He really didn't want to know what it was like to hug a vampire. Cold, no breath, no heartbeat. Creepy. It had to be creepy. He would ask Cara, but then it would move onto how she could have sex with him being cold and stuff and he really didn't want to go there.
Thankfully, he didn't read Becky from hugging her. Thank God.
Colin laughed bitterly and shook his head. "I really can't say anything there," he admitted. "I am insane." He shook his head, knowing he'd have to explain that anyway.
And there was another loaded question. "Sit down," he suggested. "It's a long, fucked up story and you'll at least want to be sitting. Sitting and possibly drinking."
He knew he'd like to be drinking when he explained all this.