Even if Ryan had zero clue what was going on or why Kajsa was here, Jack the Snake had been reading her mind from the moment she stepped into the house, and was now freaking out into Ryan's head. "Shit, Ryan this girl has some serious baggage. Some serious shit going on-" he was going to continue but Kajsa let out a giggle and so Ryan stopped to look at her funny. Then, he shrugged. Insanity was kind of a staple of his existence already, what was adding more crazy to the mix?
A while later, Jack the Snake went at it again. "Shit Ryan did you get this chick pregnant?!" And that was when Ryan's mouth became the driest it had ever been in his life. He also began rethinking his whole life seeing as he realized he couldn't answer definitely one way or the other on account of not remembering whether he'd even slept with her ever in the first place. "What?!" He looked at Kajsa, dumbstruck, just as she began talking about a proposal. This wasn't going the way he'd just imagined it would. She hadn't yet said "I'm pregnant" and "It's yours" so he had no idea what the fuck the snake had even been talking about. "It's weirder than that, pal." said the snake, slithering through the back of the couch to get closer to Kajsa. "Uhhhhmmmm" was Ryan's answer to that first proposal. Then, he gestured for her to sit. In his mind Ryan's brow was so furrowed he looked like a caveman, even more than usual. At the mention of being paid handsomely, he sat on the armchair across from the couch. "Now we're talkin'" said his familiar.
"Alright, not bad for a first draft, but explain." He finally said.