"Does not! You get anywhere near me with your foot and I swear I will mass-text everyone about your sudden need for Viagra due to being so fucking lame." What? It made sense in Liam's mind, to hell with it if nobody else made sense of it. "Greatness? How about your epic paleness?" Because really, Liam was a little too high to think about the fact that he was just as ginger, and just as pale as Ryan. "I...I didn't need to have the mental image of you being STD ridden, no matter how much you say you aren't." Liam actually shuddered. "And good. I will 'Et tu' you in a heartbeat if you so much as shift the wrong way." Seriously, certain things should not be seen. And no, Ryan was not allowed to make fun of Liam the second he showed any sort of soft side. "Ryan, face-punching. It will happen." Because the youngest Byrne was thrilled that Bonnie was capable of smiling like that, after crying so much and scaring the ever-living fuck out of him. That just wasn't her!
"Your car what?" And how had Liam missed that part? But he soon forgot that in the face of what Bonnie said next. "Sweet! What are you gonna get? Something better, I hope. That car was ..." In the time it would take Liam to think of a good enough description for the piece of shit, he'd probably sober up. "That's good. I'm glad you're not a hippie anymore." Seriously, because earth was just not something that Liam could see her as. He'd grown up with his siblings acting one way, and really, having anything out of the ordinary was just horrible, especially since Liam was still secretly not okay over Dex leaving like he did. "Though, don't get me wrong. I'd highly abuse any power like that, if I could grow things." He didn't need to spell it out for the others, they sort of knew him too well for that. "Besides playing fiery catch, what do you wanna do?" Taking an unintentional leap of 'I hope my family doesn't crucify me', Liam whet his lips and lowered his voice. "I have enough weed that we could all get baked." His grin was cheesy. "If you wanted to." Because sibling love was so well represented in the loving act of rolling your big sister a joint.