What a gorgeous day it was today. Ryan had also been sitting on the backyard wearing swim trunks and also trying to tan all day. It had not been going well, but he'd been having beers and reading magazines about fast cars and manly, many things. At some point he decided to put some lotion on to prevent the inevitable skin irritation that was starting to show - and feel, and then get himself a beer. In that short amount of time his sister had apparently been doing something world-ending, judging by the noise.
Ryan ran back outside and found himself looking at a terrified BJ and an over-sized flower. "What...What the fuck, man?"