"Unless you were to call the police on me, yes that's exactly what it means." He was starting to get it, and Fluffy was pleased. If anything Dylan had chosen the last human qualified to teach him about anything, but there she was, actually getting results.
"No. Like I said, there are a really big lot of them. Really big." Fluffy widened her arms in order to emphasize. "I can't breathe underwater, I can hold my breath for a long ass time underwater." She corrected, shrugging. Dylan looked to be a little bothered by the fact that he wasn't the only one between the two of them who could manage just fine in the water, and Fluffy narrowed her eyes at his change of expression. "That's actually not true, water elementals are usually really good swimmers." She retorted, her own warmth dropping from her gaze. "Yeah well, I can't choose what I'm born like, can I? You couldn't either, right? So deal with it. I've had to." Fluffy rolled her eyes at his condescension. It figured that merpeople thought they had the monopoly of water-related powers, but things didn't quite work like that and it wasn't her fault, so Fluffy wasn't really up to listening to a little merman dissing her own powers while being extremely butthurt about it.
If Dylan had said what he'd been about to say Fluffy would have pointed out that the only person between the two of them who had even mentioned anyone being better than merpeople had been him, but then something fell right between them and as he focused on it, so did she. "The hell?" Turning her head back to Dylan she nodded. "Yeah that's what it means I guess. I'm a witch too, so yeah, pretty much."
Sighing, Fluffy rolled her eyes again. "Your people aren't familiar with jokes, are they? Because that just went totally over your head and you just turned into Captain Obvious. Plus we don't only keep dogs as pets. There are plenty more animals we keep as pets. Some people keep little goldfish as pets, actually." Of course he would ask who Ariel was. "Ariel is a young redheaded mermaid from a fairytale. I don't know what the hell she eats, that is never addressed, but I know she has a fish as a sort of pet and is friends with a crab." Fluffy shrugged again. "I don't know if it's dangerous, I just know she doesn't eat it!"