Wow this really was like explaining the basics of humanity to an alien. And it was a fun way to spend some obscure part of the day after a night like the one Fluffy had had. Smiling, she unscrewed the brush from the gloss bottle and took it out, passing it over her lips before smacking them. "This is how you use gloss. The brush is attached to the lid." She closed it again and handed it to Dylan. "The only difference is that this type colors your lips and makes them moist and shiny, while the other thing you had colors them but dries them off too much." She explained.
Dylan's question left Fluffy speechless for a little while, as she pondered how to answer. "Well, usually it's because breaking some rules comes with consequences and I could be arrested for public indecency. But you know what, there's no cops nearby and you're not gonna tell on me, so..." She crossed her arms over her dress and pulled on its hem, taking it off. There was, of course, underwear - miraculously, because Fluffy usually ended up without at least one piece - but it was so minimal it could hardly be noticed. Tossing the dress aside, Fluffy opened her arms dramatically. "There. No more clothes." She grinned.
"Huh, interesting. My name is lame anyway, Fluffy is much better. And I like Dylan, so there you go!" She smiled again. "Glitter just makes you shiny. There are these things called clubs, where people go dance to loud music and drink mainly, and they have special lights in those places that make really cool effects on your skin if you're wearing glitter. It's just something fun to wear, there's really no other purpose." She shrugged and took the glitter from Dylan's hands, pouring a bit of it between her breasts just because she was feeling a bit sassy. She handed the box to him again, smiling. "You can keep it, I have more."
Seeing him so disappointed by what happened to glitter in the water made Fluffy pout. "Aww, sweetie, that glitter doesn't stay on underwater, though I'm sure there's some waterproof kind out there. I could find it for you if you wanted!"