you KNOW this is going to end well
In this day’s mail, the following people will be receiving elegant invitations: Grayson, Laurent, Ava, Elena, Liliya, Elizaveta, Eric, the Moriarty family, the Normandin family, the Niemi family, the Hathaway family, K-Lee, Amelia Ridgeway, the Angel-Dragani family, James Lee, Sophie Chevalier, the Chao family, Marius, Zaviar, the Snow family, Antonin, Audra, Dominic, Nikita, the Landers family, Rowan, Venus. (Note: all ‘family’ invitations include separate invitations for each adult member)
The invitations read… You are formally invited to attend a private party at the Ann Arbor Hotel di Sei Ali on Tuesday, August the 25th.
The Ann Arbor Hotel di Sei Ali is the first hotel in the world to cater to the needs and comforts of all races. We proudly offer accommodations for every need, including (but not limited to):
Light-tight rooms for vampires
Soundproofing in every room for those with enhanced hearing
Element-oriented rooms
Saferoom reservations every full moon
And much more! The Hotel di Sei Ali is host to traditional luxuries, such as a five-star restaurant, 24-hour room service, full bar, gym, indoor and outdoor pools, private spas, beautiful gardens and courtyards – as well as more modern conveniences, such as blood donors, and trained witches on staff to provide guests with any temporary wards or spells they may require in their rooms.
The Hotel di Sei Ali will be opening to the public on Friday, August the 28th, and it would be a great honor if you and a guest* would join us for dinner to celebrate this latest achievement in equality. You are also invited to enjoy a free night’s stay at the hotel, before it opens to the public!
Should you choose to join us, please call to RSVP, and let one of our guest services representatives know if your party will have any special needs or requests. Please also let us know how many will be in your party, and how many rooms you will require. We hope to see you then.
* Family-oriented invitations read ‘you and your family.’
Interestingly enough, many human rights activists get an invitation as well - although it is worded differently. Addressed to Mr. and Mrs. Cameron Calvert, as well as Treat and Missy are separate invitations. It reads:
You are formally invited to attend a private party at the Ann Arbor Hotel di Sei Ali on Tuesday, August the 25th.
The Ann Arbor Hotel di Sei Ali is the first hotel in the world to cater to the needs and comforts of all races. We proudly offer accommodations for every need, including (but not limited to):
Light-tight rooms for vampires
Soundproofing in every room for those with enhanced hearing
Element-oriented rooms
Saferoom reservations every full moon
And much more! The Hotel di Sei Ali is host to traditional luxuries, such as a five-star restaurant, 24-hour room service, full bar, gym, indoor and outdoor pools, private spas, beautiful gardens and courtyards – as well as more modern conveniences, such as blood donors, and trained witches on staff to provide guests with any temporary wards or spells they may require in their rooms.
The Hotel di Sei Ali will be opening to the public on Friday, August the 28th, and it would be a great honor if you and a guest would join us for dinner to as an act of amity and tolerance. You are also invited to enjoy a free night’s stay at the hotel, before it opens to the public! We extend this invitation to you as an act of good will, and to show that both sides in this hotly debated issue can be civil and sociable with each other. We hope you will accept this kind gesture of peace.
Should you choose to join us, please call to RSVP, and let one of our guest services representatives know if your party will have any special needs or requests. Please also let us know how many will be in your party, and how many rooms you will require. We hope to see you then.