In which we discuss an AU...
... in which Adam is inhabited by Ares.
S (6:11:09 PM): If Ares were housed in someone gentle and sweet - say like an Adam - Aphrodite would always be trying to get her vessel to provoke him S (6:11:25 PM): She'd be like "Just slap him, he'll love it, I swear" A (6:11:47 PM): LOLOLOL A (6:11:52 PM): What a fabulous AU that would be A (6:12:17 PM): I can see Adam waking up from an Ares/Dite sex romp just covered in bruises and bites A (6:12:22 PM): Being like O.O;; S (6:12:33 PM): LOLOLOLOLOL S (6:12:37 PM): POOR ADAM S (6:12:48 PM): Alex would make a TERRIBLE vessel for Aphrodite S (6:12:53 PM): Dite would be like OH MY GOD HER CLOTHES S (6:12:55 PM): OH MY GOD S (6:13:01 PM): OH MY GOD SHE HASN'T HAD SEX SINCE WHEN??? S (6:13:03 PM): OH MY GOD A (6:13:05 PM): LOLOLba;riarweha S (6:13:16 PM): LOLOLOL She'd totally have a fit of the vapors A (6:13:30 PM): So would Ares when he had to ride around in Adam the Pacifist S (6:13:39 PM): LOLOLOLOL A (6:13:39 PM): That whole scene with Charlie would've made him so sullen for AGES S (6:13:45 PM): LOLOLOLOLEghjpo;snh;oynha4rey S (6:13:47 PM): 'p;olngrlk;sn.erh;lnsdrhl;n S (6:13:48 PM): LOLOLOLOLL S (6:13:55 PM): YOU SHOULD HAVE DECAPITATED HER S (6:13:57 PM): LOLOLOLL A (6:13:59 PM): He'd have been screaming like a psycho monkey in a cage