Wednesday, June 5th, 2013

DEUCE

[info]warlockly
Well, um. It's a stretch, yeah, but if anyone feels like throwing a few protection bags around their house I've got a couple dozen hanging around for a good home. I had more but I made spaghetti and needed the basil. Oops But they're for grabs, yeah.

Had some good luck ones but I made tea... stressful times. Tastes pretty good, really.
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Thursday, June 6th, 2013

iiird

[info]uncast
Well, this certainly makes me feel glad my work is restricted within the offices and in the library. We are secure here, aren't we?

Is there anything being done here we should be doing I'm afraid I only know very little about this, though. And it would make me feel a great deal better if someone could get me up to speed about it...
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Thursday, May 30th, 2013

[info]touchatouchyou
Sometimes you demons can be more easy to understand and even get along with than humans. It's not to say I'm sympathizing with you all because I can't or even want to; I'm just saying I can understand you sometimes.

Other than that, I have to agree with whats-her-name from a few posts back. This place has gotten boring again. I guess I'll twiddle my thumbs until the next big murder.
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Wednesday, May 29th, 2013

in which morgan suffers from feels.

[info]inflammatio

[ filter; private ]
If I could ship you back to Melbourne, I would. I would put you in a cage, seal you up, and ensure you never returned. What you're making me, making her, feel makes me sick to the stomach. And the longer you're here, the more I'll feel, and these human emotions are

I thought I was stronger than this. Don't make me regret this body even more.

[ filter; absalom ]
Why are you impossible to despise?


[ filter; ronnie ]
I have something to return to you, birdie.

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Tuesday, May 28th, 2013

ist

[info]uncast
It only makes sense that the first thing a newly arrived man should do is to introduce himself to everyone. Obviously, that's not what I did. After the re-orientation, I was occupied by arranging for accommodations and getting lost in Landvik. And when I thought I could finally sit down and make this entry, I decided to go to Tromsø. Before I knew it, two months have gone and this introduction is long overdue.

So now I'm getting right on it. Hello, everyone. To those of you I haven't yet met, my name is Robert Baker. I'm the new researcher for the Witchcraft Crimes Unit although I am by no means green in this job. I completed my training back in London, England being my home country, and only decided to pursue the rest of my career here in Landvik.

That's pretty much the long and short of this. If there's anything at all I can do to help you, please don't hesitate to e-mail me at robert.baker@landvik.no or ring me at +47XXXXXXXX. I also highly encourage touristy suggestions. Hopefully ones that don't require knowing the language as I haven't gone beyond "Jeg snakker ikke norsk" yet.
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Monday, May 27th, 2013

[info]graspednettle
So bored. I need someone to entertain me.
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Wednesday, May 22nd, 2013

javi ; 001

[info]strigois
I finally got around to viewing The Cabin In the Woods this weekend. And while I think it was a rather innovative horror film, I cannot decide how I feel about the ending. Genius? Infuriating? Perhaps both? Three viewings later and I really cannot form an opinion on it.

However, I can tell you vampires were grossly under represented as a potential Choice and I might have written a letter to Joss Whedon concerning it. Despite the inaccuracies in the stores, we are a classic "villain" in the horror genre. So much classier than zombies in the living deceased category and I am not just saying that because I am biased. Rotting flesh is never an attractive thing, both visually and olfactory.

In other news, I still cannot believe the Pope has a Twitter. I wish he would retweet me. Though I suppose he does have more important things to do with being God's vessel on Earth. I suppose the times they are a-changin'.
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Tuesday, May 21st, 2013

in which morgan is in a sharing mood.

[info]inflammatio

Somehow, I think this would apply to many of you, though do avoid if grating musicals get on your nerves. The tune is disgustingly catchy, fair warning.

[MAXIE.]
I think we are due for some ice cream. Come over later.

[DEMONS.]
Not that I have any intention of holding one, but as a feathery one once brought up: do you think we could suffer a dinner with angels? Who would die first, and how long would it take before the pot roast went flying?

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Sunday, May 12th, 2013

in which morgan happily licks her fingers.

[info]inflammatio

Am I allowed to be satisfied about a mission being resolved, or is someone going to come rip my head off for not being broken up about a pit full of dead people in mourning? I'd like to remind everyone that this is an Academy that deals with death every day. When someone is taken out, it's a terrible thing, of course, but you signed up for this. If you have a weak stomach for death, why are you here? It is going to happen whether you like it or not, and when you least expect it.

I am going to slap the next person who whines about death as if it's a new thing.

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Thursday, May 9th, 2013

kara : 001.

[info]sanguinaries
Right, well. It's cold as fucking balls up here and my fingers are about to freeze off, so I'll make this brief. Kara Brunswick, vamp, new transfer up from the Salem Academy. I ran FCU there. Not really sure what else you guys need, but ask and maybe I'll answer. Less cryptic than it sounds, really. I'm just shit at this small talk thing.

And don't touch the Ducati in the garage. She's mine.
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Monday, May 6th, 2013

in which morgan does her job.

[info]inflammatio
Honor your father and your mother, as the Lord your God has commanded you.

And if your father or your mother does a dishonourable thing, do you still honour them? If they've shamed you or God, are you still meant to honour and love them? Does God make exceptions for the rules, or do you honour them no matter their sins? I do have to say, out of all the Commandments, this is my favourite:

You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

Don't pine for one's donkey, or God shall be most displeased for your greediness.
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Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

[info]hymnalize
O, I suppose it is time I finally made use of this network -- greetings, persons of Landvik Academy! I know a few of you and do not know many of you, though it would be my pleasure to reverse these circumstances. I would offer tea as an enticement but I've only put the kettle, and I do not know what your tastes might be. Would you like a cup of Golden Monkey? Silver Needle, the tea once reserved for emperors? Perhaps you are more of a Rooibos fan, to which I say -- good taste, my friend! I have, in fact, selected a Rooibos for my tea this morning, in hopes of reinvigorating these old & tired bones (a momentous task that I have set before myself, I do believe!) before I start on this pile of unfortunate paperwork that seems to be more part of my job than the other more exciting things.

Ah, yes, it would do to say my name. Absalom Brown, in this year and age, and I am a member of the Demonic Crimes unit. Nothing personal against demons, of course, seeing as we are all related in such a strange and fascinating way!, but you know, that is where I have been put and work.

That being said, has anyone seen my missing mitten? It is forest green with yellow diamonds on it, I would like it back very much.
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Monday, April 29th, 2013

in which morgan actually gives no f's.

[info]inflammatio
[ filter; private ]
I still don't care. Am I meant to care?

[ filter; demons ]
Curiosity calls again: what is the shortest time you've held a host?

[ filter; public ]
Don't get too cozy, kittens. There's a wolf on the doorstep, waiting for you to make the wrong move. Like killing more of them than they had of you.
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Saturday, April 20th, 2013

post, the second

[info]teenywolf
I know I'm pretty new here, and therefore I haven't really proven myself or anything, but I want to help out somehow. I don't recognize any names on the list, but then again I haven't gotten to know many people outside of my partner and the few friends I've made so far, but if there's any way I can be useful please let me know.

I promise I'll listen, and obey whoever's put in charge. I just can't sit back and do nothing while people are missing, you know?
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[info]ochlocrat
anyone missing from ACU?

[Mercy]
world's on fire.
was it you?
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Thursday, April 18th, 2013

[info]glitzernd
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This crap is annoying me
What about you?



Look, I've been creative! I could totally write bad poetry for our little jokers, too.


[Filter: Maxie]

Three words: Hipster. English. Degree.
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Wednesday, April 17th, 2013

in which morgan doesn't know what to say for once.

[info]inflammatio
[ filter; private ]
She loved you. She loved you so terribly that just looking at you feels like my skin is crawling, as if she could ever be able to claw her way out and remind you just how deep that love ran. I would ship you back to Melbourne if I could, but something wants you here. Edith wants you here.

I've never had a real family. I have only ever avoided my host's families. Whatever you are doing, stop it before my head rips open.

Just stop it.

[ filter; demons, blocked from matthieu ]
A host cannot break free once they're taken, yes? I'm in a curious mood.
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Sunday, April 14th, 2013

[info]lamuerte
What an awful, awful tragedy. I didn't know the girl, but my thoughts are with her family nonetheless. She must have been a terrible witch to get murdered like that. Tsk, tsk. Wait, you can't say that

That being said I do hope something is being done about the security around here. I mean, really, ex-employees wouldn't have made it past the front door at the London Academy But safety doesn't rely on the Academy alone. Travel in numbers whenever you can, preferably numbers greater than two and stay armed at all times.

Anyway, I've only met a handful of you and less than that looks delicious! I'm so disappointed! since getting in a few days ago. My name is Bellissa D'Angelo. I'm a Handler in Shifter Crimes and have been with the London Academy for ages. Here's hoping we can all get through this tragedy together without the loss of any more of our family.
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[info]nohesitation
Seems like this Academy likes to welcome new employees with a considerable amount of work. Not that I'm complaining, it's just nice to know that not everything is different at the several Academies.

On that note, let me introduce myself: My name is Alec Winters. Some of you might know me already since I've been here for a couple of days already, but I never got around to introduce myself officially. I've transferred from the London Academy just a few days ago and the people working in the Shifter Crimes unit will see me more frequently from now on. I look forward to a good cooperation!


[Filter: Edmund]
Hi there, Eddie.

[Filter: Vienne]
Hello beautiful~
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Friday, April 12th, 2013

in which morgan is conflicted.

[info]inflammatio
[ filter; maxie and sam ]
I'm in something of a predicament. My host's step-sister is here, and I've been unable to stop feeling for hours. Edith is trying to fight against me.
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