Friday, June 7th, 2013

the fourteenth swipe.

[info]hostilely
[ filter; maxie, esther, dylan ]
You'd think they'd keep a closer eye on a fucking serial killer. Landvik personally made sure everyone was "on our side"? With what, a fucking lie detector? Is everyone fucking incompetent or psycho in this country?
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Thursday, June 6th, 2013

iiird

[info]uncast
Well, this certainly makes me feel glad my work is restricted within the offices and in the library. We are secure here, aren't we?

Is there anything being done here we should be doing I'm afraid I only know very little about this, though. And it would make me feel a great deal better if someone could get me up to speed about it...
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Wednesday, June 5th, 2013

[info]ochlocrat
what in the fuck.


what in the fuck?
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Sunday, May 26th, 2013

[info]ochlocrat
it's rather nice to have a week that we're not suddenly missing a busload of people.

gives me some time to play video games in between psychopaths- which are in a strange abundance around here. ever notice that? like there's something in the water or some shit.

whatever. i'm good as long as i've got a job.

[Raksha]
'sup, kitty?
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Thursday, May 23rd, 2013

[info]mercenary_cat
I am aware that it's way early to be considering, but plans (something? anything?) for Halloween? It's only one of the best holidays of the year.
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Tuesday, May 21st, 2013

in which morgan is in a sharing mood.

[info]inflammatio

Somehow, I think this would apply to many of you, though do avoid if grating musicals get on your nerves. The tune is disgustingly catchy, fair warning.

[MAXIE.]
I think we are due for some ice cream. Come over later.

[DEMONS.]
Not that I have any intention of holding one, but as a feathery one once brought up: do you think we could suffer a dinner with angels? Who would die first, and how long would it take before the pot roast went flying?

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[info]glitzernd
I never thought this day would come, but I actually graduated. Now I'm a proper employee and can do all the employee-y things~ Fuck yeah, I have privileges now ♥

[Friends]
I'm going to throw a little party tonight. I mean, you only graduate from this shit once, right?

11 pm. The Glamour club. Holy shit, I can't afford it. Drinks are on me~
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Friday, May 17th, 2013

[info]ochlocrat
angels really do the darndest things.

nothing makes me laugh more than my job, i swear. all giggles over here.
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Monday, May 6th, 2013

in which morgan does her job.

[info]inflammatio
Honor your father and your mother, as the Lord your God has commanded you.

And if your father or your mother does a dishonourable thing, do you still honour them? If they've shamed you or God, are you still meant to honour and love them? Does God make exceptions for the rules, or do you honour them no matter their sins? I do have to say, out of all the Commandments, this is my favourite:

You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.

Don't pine for one's donkey, or God shall be most displeased for your greediness.
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[info]glitzernd
It's funny how your cooking skills can improve when you have to care for a bunch of disabled people. I can now cook three dishes instead of just preparing instant meals. I'm pretty damn proud of myself, I have to admit. Rian, Diarmuid, you owe me big time!


[Rian]

How's my favorite husband today? Did I accidentally poison you with the food? I hope not. Did my nurse outfit help you endure the pain?
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Tuesday, April 30th, 2013

[info]hymnalize
O, I suppose it is time I finally made use of this network -- greetings, persons of Landvik Academy! I know a few of you and do not know many of you, though it would be my pleasure to reverse these circumstances. I would offer tea as an enticement but I've only put the kettle, and I do not know what your tastes might be. Would you like a cup of Golden Monkey? Silver Needle, the tea once reserved for emperors? Perhaps you are more of a Rooibos fan, to which I say -- good taste, my friend! I have, in fact, selected a Rooibos for my tea this morning, in hopes of reinvigorating these old & tired bones (a momentous task that I have set before myself, I do believe!) before I start on this pile of unfortunate paperwork that seems to be more part of my job than the other more exciting things.

Ah, yes, it would do to say my name. Absalom Brown, in this year and age, and I am a member of the Demonic Crimes unit. Nothing personal against demons, of course, seeing as we are all related in such a strange and fascinating way!, but you know, that is where I have been put and work.

That being said, has anyone seen my missing mitten? It is forest green with yellow diamonds on it, I would like it back very much.
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Monday, April 29th, 2013

11*

[info]kalexandrov
[ private ]
I still cannot believe how badly I slipped up. And in front of Jaimie. He'll never let me live it down. Maryse was probably mortified, the poor girl. She didn't need that on top of everything else she's been through.

I feel like such a failure as a guard.

[ public; filtered away from jaimie and maryse ]

After the tension we've all dealt with recently, I could use a drink. If anyone else wants in, I'll buy the first two rounds.
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один.

[info]mauschen

hello hello! it seems i'm coming in at a delicate time, so i'll make this short (but it may be not short). hello, i'm katya. ♥ but if we want to get all official, it's ekaterina, but call me katya or kat!! (i had a friend who called me yaya; it was weird.) i am so new, i have yet to take off the packaging! i'm a trainee in spectral crimes! i'm going to be a cleanser! i'm a faerie! i like fluffy things and hot chocolate with marshmallows and caramel drizzle! (this is not relevant; it was for my own benefit, and i'm so hungry.) i have two kittens named wilhelm and jacob! (but i call them wilbert and jake. jakey on a good day.)

there, i have exercised all of my exclamation points for the week. i know nobody here, so please come say hi, hello, etc. especially you're in spectral crimes! oh, does anyone want to show me around the campus? i got lost earlier. :(

[ filter; faeries ]
knock knock?!

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Wednesday, April 24th, 2013

two.

[info]insidiousdesign
[ filter: private ]

Wouldn't it be funny if none of them came back? Well, I think it would be. Maybe not Ivan. His patience is amusing. Also, I bet I could see all the way to Paris if I stand on his shoulders, ha.

OK, bored now.

[ filter: public ]

The waiting is the hardest, right? Or the best. Let's take bets who'll be the first to die~
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Saturday, April 20th, 2013

[info]blatant_one
i feel like it's been too many words and not enough movement.

we're sad. we're mad. now let's get out there and drain those sons of bitches dry! because i'm sick of standing around and waiting to be told what to do next. who's with me?!
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[info]ochlocrat
anyone missing from ACU?

[Mercy]
world's on fire.
was it you?
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Friday, April 19th, 2013

seventh bite.

[info]carnaged
Has anybody seen Clover Fitzgerald? She's sweet and blonde and-- Clover. She's my roommate, but I haven't seen her since we left the room this morning.

Someone-- please help me find her.
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Thursday, April 18th, 2013

[info]glitzernd
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This crap is annoying me
What about you?



Look, I've been creative! I could totally write bad poetry for our little jokers, too.


[Filter: Maxie]

Three words: Hipster. English. Degree.
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[info]ochlocrat
some funny pages today.

i swear to shit the newspapers around here will print anything. write a letter while being a complete tryhard psychotic, and you're in.

for the record, this trying to be poetic thing while threatening to kill people? yeah. sick of that. sick to death.

[Clover]
planning on staying, blossom?

[Mercy]
i have a question. amuse me with the answer, would you?

[Tyler]
[...]

if you run away, it'll be pretty lame around here.
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one.

[info]insidiousdesign
Papa always did say "Elena, trouble shows up all around you, you damned girl". Oh~ and also "too many exclamation marks means nothing good". He sometimes used too many. And caps locks.

How many of you are ready to pack your bags to see the place close and, via that action, protect others? Or are you prepared to fight the threat, even if you're we're clueless still about what the threat really is? Yes, I'm staying. I have a package arriving next week and I don't want to miss that. I don't run from battle. Very cowardly to do otherwise. It's the sort of thing you showed be flogged for.

But you know. No pressure. ♥
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