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[03 Feb 2013|12:47am] |
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No, of course it's not the fucking werewolves. That would be too fortunate to finally have more to put against them. If only it could be angled that way but no. No, they'll do something eventually.
Those poor goddamn kids.
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Is there anyone not volunteering to help out?
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[03 Feb 2013|04:34pm] |
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First day coming into the town and academy only to find out there's a curfew! But moooommm.
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[03 Feb 2013|06:13pm] |
Because some of you have seem to forgot very basic Werewolf rules, here's some Werewolf 101. (and no, I'm not just talking about the girl with a lot of feelings, it's apparently been an Academy-wide problem. God help any of you if you're in the Lycanthropic Crime Unit.)
→ We change every night. Every. Night. There's no exception. Come sundown, we are a big hairy monster and we want to maim and eat. That's why you might have noticed why werewolves never pull night shifts and why we allow ourselves to be caged before the transformation occurs. Silver bars ftw.
→ Sure, there might be a dumb one sick enough to maybe just shank your Average Joe in broad daylight but the whole maim - kill - eat - shred never truly leaves us. Trust me when I say, we're not going to be playing with humans and treating them like a jacked up Valentine's window display.
→ There'd be nothing left of the victim that wasn't bones or shredded meat and if there was, congratulations. You now have a brand new werewolf baby who will probably eat your face when the mutation runs its course.
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[03 Feb 2013|09:37pm] |
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Are you all going to continue moaning and groaning about who did or didn't do it? Point the fingers all you like, but nothing will get done, I assure you. Really, for me to be a voice of reason? Sad, little ones. Very sad. Do yourselves a favor and slap yourself in the face. Maybe the shock of pain will get you to stop collectively whining and instead doing something, oh, useful. I'll make sure to tell Monday not to be disappointed.
Now, I forgot to say hello when I came in. Hello, Landvik. My name is Common Sense.
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[03 Feb 2013|09:43pm] |
If you think Vinter has competent field analysts, you would be wrong. I now have the job of checking their work, and, let's just say, they didn't carry the one. On a lot of things. This is why you call us in first, Vinter police.
Now, who has seen that new Iron Man 3 trailer? It's short, but it did catch my eye.
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[03 Feb 2013|09:52pm] |
[ FILTER: Friends (except Ras, if he counts himself as such) ]How in the world do I get myself into these things?
Coffee with a trainee? Goodness. Is this normal? I didn't know how to say no.
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[03 Feb 2013|10:30pm] |
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Birthdays are very interesting to me. It might be because mine have never been standard birthdays...? Immortal birthdays one after the other become very monotonous. I don't have a name day -- Rozália is the closest -- though I play make-believe on September 4th nonetheless. Who celebrates a birthday? What do you do? Is it terribly complicated?
[filter; forensics employees]
The timing of my birthday at the end of the month is extremely inopportune, but I've been considering having a celebration of some sort? It would be small. It would also have to take place after this mission, provided the culprit is apprehended. (Provided it is even one culprit to begin with.)
But I don't know the first thing about normal birthdays. ... I might require some coaching. Do books on birthday traditions exist? I was at the public library all day and found nothing.
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I miss my family and could use a very brief snuggle if you were so inclined
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