the cohenhead needs SLs promptly Hey hey hey, Cabot, time for another dashing, sarcastic, and scintillating addition to the faculty family.
I'm Nem - and this here is Nate Cohen (ncohen), infamous third party to the mega-trifecta of likewise dashingsarcasticscitillating male teachers, Art and Aaron. He's been away from MA for the last four years, but now he's back (sans wife) and at the mercy of a nasty case of arrested development. (of age ladies, prepare to say "no" a lot) He teaches senior English (IB included), and is also the faculty adviser for the supereliteawesome Book Club. (far superior to Oprah's - Tuesday's With Morrie or anything by Wally Lamb/Nicholas Sparks will way not be on the dossier) Also: he'll absolutely accept extra credit for any student who picks up his dry cleaning or walks his dog.
He's currently shacking up rental style at some cluster of townhouses nearby the campus, basking in renewed bachelorhood. He's grateful for his apparent ability to wake up hungover and still get to school on time, even if he needs to wear sunglasses for first period. (I mentioned the arrested development thing, right?) Yes, a bit regressive of him, but who doesn't have room for improvement??
Anywho, his AIMishness is the cohenhead. Add him, love him, abuse him.
So basically, that's him in a nutshell: going through a divorce, pretending to celebrate his 21st birthday every other day, trying to be the hippest teacher in the academy. (oh yes, he is just joining the team, by the way - it'll be his first semester after winter break)
I love you all already! Gimme SL goodness! Good-night, Cleveland Boston!!