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Tweak says, "I love you guys!"

Miklos Duman (miklos) wrote in landing_rpg,
@ 2008-07-28 12:15:00

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Who: Miklos and Phoenix
When: Around 9 at night.
Where: Deserted classroom in the dungeons
Why: Some manly bonding.
Rating: PG-13
Status: Closed, Incomplete

Miklos made a cursory inspection of the corridor before he started toward the deserted classroom. He really wasn't in the mood to get caught. Detentions were really only fun if he got them in Charms or Divinations. In that case, both professors were so hot that he was glad to stay after and be their willing whipping boy.

Nothing had ever come of it, but he was willing to be patient. He was a seventh year now, and if it was going to happen, it'd be this year. And if it never happened ... it still made for damn good wank material.

His own footfall was the only sound as he turned into the smaller corridor leading to his favorite hang out and make out spot. It'd be a tragedy of epic proportions if they sealed the room off. He might never recover.

He started inside the room, which was filthy and dust covered until he got a good five steps in. At that point, the illusion faded and the room showed itself to be reasonably clean and set up for a small gathering or an illicit meeting. Honestly, he had no idea who had first discovered the room and created the charm. He kinda liked it like that. It felt like a gift from the previous generations. He could imagine the last person who used the room shutting the door for the last time, a small smile on their face as they silently bequeathed it to the next person adventurous enough to find it. At the end of the year, he'd do the same.

A few short minutes later, he heard someone approaching and smiled as Phoenix entered the room.

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phoenixabraxas
2008-07-29 10:03 am UTC (link)

A sound that was a cross between a snort and a 'psh' escaped the young Malfoy. "A freak?" he repeated, taking the fag between his fingers to slightly pursed lips. "Hardly. It just mean I hear too much, even things I don't want to know. Unfortunate at times, but rather helpful at times..."

"Does that not mean I cannot be both?" Phoenix challenged. By now, he was starting to get light-headed, his speech tainted with a touch of slur, and his eyes narrowed. He might not yet be drunk, but surely he was getting there. "I appreciate the concern, however, my friend." he said, patting the other's knee.

When the other asked to take a puff of his fag, he immediately handed it to him. "I know a few charms as well. But they can only go so far. Even if it looks clean, it doesn't mean it is." then the other spoke again, and Phoenix then laughed. "I bet the dust bugs don't concern you at all, since you're probably distracted. Though I do have to ask, have you ever been in... such an intimate predicament with a girl you hardly like?"

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miklos
2008-07-29 01:30 pm UTC (link)

"There's nothing wrong with being a freak," Miklos commented wryly.

He tried to follow Phoenix's train of thought, but honestly the whiskey was starting to distract him. He took a long minute, weighing the likelihood that his friend was a douche before giving a decided shake of his head.

"I know douches, and you, dear Phoenix, are not a douche." He held up a hand to forestall any argument, though he wasn't sure that one was coming. "I've decided."

He took a drag off of the cigarette and handed it back, letting the smoke leak from his mouth on the exhale. It didn't work that well, because he'd already inhaled the smoke, but it was amusing him. At Phoenix's unexpected question, he looked up with a slight frown.

"If I say yes am I the douche?" he asked softly. He shrugged before Phoenix could answer and continued on. "I guess so. I've never pursued a bird that I didn't like in some way, but it's real hard to say no when they start taking their clothes off, you know?"

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phoenixabraxas
2008-07-29 02:11 pm UTC (link)

"It's a negative term." Phoenix reasoned. "Isn't it? It depends on how you use it, I suppose..."

By this time, it was quite apparent that both of them were more than just a tad tipsy. When the other raised his hand up, he stared at it, as if fascinated. A second after he pushed it down with his index. "I wasn't going to argue." he said matter-of-factly. "I sort of like not being a douche, I have come to realize."

Taking the fag back from his cousin's extended hand, he placed it to his lips and took a drag himself. His expression did not change at the other's answer, and he lifted his hand and gazed at the burning tip of his cigarette between his fingers. "Perhaps." he said, smiling now. "Depends on who you ask, I guess. But after that last sentence, I'll say yes if you ask me again." At this, he pushed himself from the edge and leaned back against the wall beside his cousin, closing his eyes, then nudging his cousin's arm a second later. "Do you suppose we can still walk to our dorms at this state?"

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miklos
2008-07-29 02:45 pm UTC (link)

"It's a negative term to the ordinary and the boring," Miklos intoned, very seriously.

A second later he burst out laughing and shook his head, not really sure what he was talking about. He laughed again when Phoenix announced that he was happy not to be a douche. Really, it wasn't a bad thing to shoot for.

"So now I'm the douche, huh?" Miklos have a little shake of his head, disturbed by the turn in their conversation. "Have you ever tried to turn a girl down when she's topless and has her hand down your pants? It's damn near impossible, I tell you."

Miklos jumped from the desk, took a surprised step forward when his legs threatened to give out of him, and straightened with pride.

"I can do anything I put my mind to! I am the great and mighty Miklos!"

He cackled to himself as he practically collapsed back against the desk, the boys' limbs half tangled together in their drunken clumsiness.

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phoenixabraxas
2008-07-29 02:57 pm UTC (link)

"Ah, but we are neither ordinary nor boring, my friend." Phoenix voiced out consideringly, nodding. "Then I suppose this can only mean that we must revel at the thought of being freaks." he said, saying the last word as if it was some foreign language.

"Yes. I'm saying you are." Phoenix took his last drag of cigarette, before extinguishing it at the bottom of his boot and flicking it to the side. "And you've just reinforced it with that new statement." Again, his lips curled at the mental image his cousin just provided for him. "Will you ever stop with the scarring mental images? I'd rather not invest on therapy anytime soon, please..."

When he heard the sudden movement in the room, he opened his eyes and watched with much sadistic amusement as the other quite ungracefully flailed around the room on his unstable legs. A second after, the other slumped against the table. "DO you know what I am thinking right now?" he asked, snickering, but continued before the other can even speak. "I direly want to kick you and just watch what happens. Oh, how the mighty have fallen!"

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miklos
2008-07-29 03:06 pm UTC (link)

"Fine, but if I'm a douche I'm changing my mind. You've got to be a douche with me."

Miklos frowned at the cigarette butt that Phoenix tossed on the floor. He'd have to pick that up tomorrow. Because, despite what Phoenix thought, Miklos loved his little room. It was like a second home to him and he enjoyed the atmosphere and the history he could feel inside the room.

At Phoenix's threat to kick him, Miklos swung his arm to the side idly, hitting his friend with the back of his hand half heartedly.

"Don't you kick me!" He tried to raise himself up to glare into Phoenix' eyes but gave up half way and collapsed back against the desk. "I'll take you with me, douche!"

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phoenixabraxas
2008-07-29 03:45 pm UTC (link)

"No, I don't think you're allowed to take that proclamation back." Phoenix reasoned, shaking his head even though the action made him dizzier. He massaged his temples for a second. "No, no. I don't think you can. It makes you an even bigger douche if you did, for your shakable beliefs..."

When the other had hit him, he had only laughed mockingly at the other. He looked pretty ridiculous, he noted. "I will if you hit me again." he warned, then laughed some more at the other's struggle to get up. He closed one hand over the edge of the table, to support himself, and just incase the other did pull him when he suddeny lost his balance. Teasingly, he nudged the other with his foot, just to see how he will react to it.

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miklos
2008-07-29 04:06 pm UTC (link)

"You're a mean drunk," Miklos announce sulkily.

He had the distinct impression that he was being mocked, and he didn't really like it very much. He sighed and pouted for a second until Phoenix kicked his leg and then he laughed despite himself.

"You're asking for it!" he warned.

He studied his friend out of the corner of his eye, trying to decide on a proper course of action. Nothing too drastic. Something funny. Finally, idly, he fished a pen out of his pocket and reached over to draw a heart on Phoenix's cheek.

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