InsaneJournal

& really bad eggs
Yo ho, me hearties. *snicker* Anyway, I'm another Jen who will be going by the nom de plume of "J" or "Jenny" - whichever you feel like dubbing me. I'm 28 and from the armpit of the US, New Jersey. But I really live in a computer because my job requires I be online all the time. I have a penchant for playing male characters so at this point I'm tossing in Captain Jack Sparrow with the possibility of others later if Jen says I'm a good enough girl.

Jack is here from the illustrious belly of Davy Jones's Kraken. He's just had a kiss from Elizabeth Swann, his love (yes, I'm a bit fangirly about that), and been chained to the mast of a ship to be eaten by the Kraken. That's about the middle of Dead Man's Chest, I believe. He's charming when it suits him and often appears to be drunk, even if he's not. He enjoys piña coladas and getting caught in the rain taking over at the wheel and steering most situations toward either adventure or rum.

Well, there's the thumbnail. And I love putting my pups through hell and back so if you're interested in threading something horrific and humorous, Jack's your man.