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𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔱 𝔠𝔞𝔰𝔲𝔞𝔩 𝔫𝔬𝔴? (bardots) wrote in label,
@ 2021-01-11 15:56:00

hi, paloma bardot, and i want to know your anti-talent, the thing you are so bad at that it literally seems to defy the laws of nature and god.

mine is remembering street names. where do i live? i don’t need that info.

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	teophile 2021-01-12 09:44 am UTC (link)
	i was going to say human relations but i paused and wondered: is anyone actually good at it? but driving. i should be forbidden to get behind the wheel for everyone's safety, and yet here i am holding out my license which was obtained after the fourth try. do you remember your phone number? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bardots 2021-01-12 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	things that totally won't make you sound like an undercover alien or robot: the phrase "human relations" outside of business environs with predatory bosses. FOUR TRIES REALLY ISN'T THAT BAD... i don't think? don't call me out like this. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	teophile 2021-01-13 01:23 am UTC (link)
	i don't think my cover as a human is strong enough. i've given it away too many times so i better own it. how many times did you try? your e-mail? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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