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𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔱 𝔠𝔞𝔰𝔲𝔞𝔩 𝔫𝔬𝔴? (bardots) wrote in label,
@ 2021-01-11 15:56:00

hi, paloma bardot, and i want to know your anti-talent, the thing you are so bad at that it literally seems to defy the laws of nature and god.

mine is remembering street names. where do i live? i don’t need that info.

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	garvie 2021-01-12 01:09 am UTC (link)
	i am and probably always will be shit at parallel parking without an assist of some sort. i'm also bad at remembering people's phone numbers but like, everyone's bad at that nowadays, right? we all rely on names in our contacts list?? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bardots 2021-01-12 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	honestly, if someone pulled the billy eichner for $5 name a phone number i’d probably just say 999 and call it a day. I AM A WOMAN OF THE FUTURE, I HAVE TECHNOLOGY TO SUPPORT ME. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

garvie
2021-01-12 06:43 pm UTC (link)

RIGHT, like i can barely even remember area codes from all the places i've been and you expect me to remember full numbers? it couldn't be me! i actually do still remember my old landline number from when i was a kid though but considering that's been dead forever and i can count the number of people i know with home landlines on one hand, that seems useless and billy would not give me any money.

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	bardots 2021-01-12 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	oh my god too true i am pretty sure i can still say my da's cellphone which has remained the same since age 12 because it always reminds me of the german directory number ad which was elf acht drei drei sung to the tune of ymca. nothing else will stick like that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	garvie 2021-01-13 12:29 am UTC (link)
	wait, hold on, what is this ad??? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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