Harry Dresden (Wizard) (thewinterknight) wrote in knowhereic, @ 2017-06-13 23:29:00 |
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voice post
[The sound of static noise, interrupted by a man's voice. He sounds distant, like he's standing several feet away and talking at the device]
Oh, Hell's bells I miss the days when technology was simple.
I am way too old for this crap.
[Indistinguishable grumbling]
Uhh, mayday? I need Coke and a bottle of aspirin.
[More static cuts through]
And a shovel for horse-sized dog shit. Send help.