Unexpected Discoveries, CSI: Las Vegas (Gil Grissom/Furries) Title: Unexpected Discoveries Author: Ladyofshadow Rating: PG-13 Warnings: reference to yiffing & mild sound effects... Word count: 423 Prompt: CSI (Las Vegas), Gil Grissom/Furries: anonymous sex & frivolous yiffing - "I love the feel of fur between my toes..."
Grissom sat at his desk, finalizing the paperwork for the aptly named, “Furries Case.”
“Gil, got a minute?”
“Sure, Catherine,” he said. He set down his pen, clasped his hands, and looked inquiringly to the other CSI.
She looked over his notes. “Ah, still working on the PAF Con? I thought we closed that case weeks ago.”
“Yes, but I’ve just gotten to this pile today,” Grissom said, patting a hefty pile of papers.
Catherine shook her head, “I don’t think I’ll ever understand those people…and the yiffing.”
“It’s not that hard,” Grissom said.
Catherine regarded him with a raised eyebrow. “Well, start talking.”
“Take for example, this fellow,” Grissom said, showing a picture of a person in a large caterpillar costume.
“A bug?”
“It’s furry,” Grissom said, “also known as the wooly bear caterpillar, Pyrrharctia isabella. Folklore states that the wider the black bands, the colder the winter. Some also believe the hairier the insect, the harsher the winter. The caterpillars molt six times before reaching adult size. With each molt, their colors change, becoming less black and more reddish. However, differing colors among the caterpillars merely reflect age differences, not an indication of impending harsh weather.”
“…uh huh. Your point?”
“This person was a woolly bear at this convention, making himself a rather huggable and unique creature. I imagine this was their first time, before retreating for the winter to hibernate until the next time.” He motioned to a case of Isabella tiger moths.
Catherine picked up the photo. “You know, I questioned a lot of furries at that convention and I don’t remember this guy. Where’d you get this picture?”
“The convention website.” To his credit, Grissom only shifted slightly before plucking the picture away. “You came in here for something?”
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Later that night, Catherine shifted through the convention website.
“That picture isn’t here,” she murmured. An hour later, after scrolling through the archives, she stared at what she found:
Woolly Bear lectures on the importance of insects in the animal world.
Supervised Demonstration (to follow lecture) of the role insects play in chimpanzee socialization. All primates welcome.
Click here for video footage.
Her curiosity got the better of her and she clicked.
“Mwrroow! Ooh!Oooh!Ooh! Grrwwral!”
She fumbled to turn off the audio and stared at the screen at the tufts of fur that flew into the air when the humping got frenzied.
After a few moments Catherine regained her composure, turned off the computer, and mentally declared her findings a closed case.