Hee!! *quotes everything* I mean, right right, that would be too long of a comment to do that...so hmm...*scrolls*
He’d seen some bizarre stuff in the Black household, stuff that looked like medieval torture implements and magazines that seemed to show innovative uses for such; usually said magazines featured slender, naked women with large, pouty breasts, and they didn’t seem to be screaming so much as moaning.
He’d taken one hell of a beating from his mother when she found him reading those. Somehow, that only embellished the experience.
The latter part to the description totally made me laugh. ^__^
A particularly guttural cry split the night, and Sirius felt his courage fail so completely he would have wet himself if he hadn’t been sporting a stiffy.
I really liked this - erm, well not the *sweatdrop* - the realness of the situation. It stuck out to me- I'm not making this any better am I?
I loved the interaction between Sirius and Remus and admit that I did melt into a puddle of fangirl goo at “If you let me, I’ll stay by you next month. The others would too, but I won’t tell them unless you want me to. You’re safe with me, no matter what happens.” and “I solemnly swear,” Remus murmured. “I will never run from you.”
And nice touch with the collar - always knew I liked Dumbledore for some reason, lol!