Thank you. I'm glad I wrote this (especially yesterday).
It went completely sideways on me, though. I was trying to write really a hazardous shower fuck, and they wouldn't hit. The big woobers.
...I figure if Aki's critical-ing huge effing LIONS and STONE TOWERS, it doesn't matter how good his boxing opponent is at hitting people--Aki still wins.
I have visions of him doing heavyweight fights while he's seventy pounds away from being in the weight class, and probably more like a full hundred away from his opponent. And winning. Winning so hard.
Akihiko Sanada vs. Ladd Russo (with both hands): HAJIME.