The beginning was a really disorienting read. My eyes went all wonky over the words. I can understand that it mirrors the disoriented nature of waking up not knowing where you are- but, gah!! lol! *was confuzzled*
“We’re Hojo’s new pet, aren’t we?” Reeve groaned in a despairing voice. “Let’s just jump out that window and try to impale ourselves on the glass, on three – one, two –”
“If that were the case, we’d be naked and floating in a mako tube,” Sephiroth muttered, “probably with wires attached to our –”
Reeve did his best to block out the SOLDIER’s next words and hoped to hell he wasn’t speaking from experience.
*snickersnort!!*
“I have to piss.”
LOL!! I love the crack value of this.
It wasn’t a happy sound, but the stuttery bark of a manic dingo with hiccups.
Crikey! Now that's a sound!
Then he decided to buy Zack a new motorcycle instead