Waaaaay too many great lines to quote, but here's a few that had coffee coming out of my nose.
“Pansy,” Sephiroth growled.
ROFL!
“By all means,” Sephiroth murmured graciously. “I take it this isn’t as weird as it seems?”
“No, it’s that weird all right,” Tseng replied, “but it’s not unique."
That actually made me snort. I can SO hear Tseng saying that...
“So was I!” Reeve blurted, the pieces falling together. “Or rather, the newsstand right across from both of them. I go there every Friday evening.”
Sephiroth sounded curious. “The newsstand…do you mean the one that sells that magazine with the pictures of young, naked –”
Too funny! You've just got to appreciate crackfic that still keeps the characterizations identifiable. I love this!
Possible oops: Maybe I'm reading it wrong, but: “I think a lot depends on who did this and why. If it doesn’t dissipate by tomorrow morning we may need to figure this out before it can be reversed.”
“You mean, we might be stuck like this?” Reeve shouted, gesturing wildly with his right hand.
--I think maybe that should read "can't be reversed" ?