Hehehehe. Nice. Infinitely wrong, but so much fun. ^_^ And is that translation serious? I mean... Um.
And just a comment: shotguns don't normally use bullets, they use shot. Point blank range would put a hole about 8" across in someone. ^_^ I remember reading somewhere that you can put ANYTHING in a shotgun, but it was in a story, so it might not be true. Sorry for the criticism, but weapons are kind of my thing.