Neither Balthier nor Vossler can really leave well enough alone, can they? Especially Balthier, as Fran says, who is not content with stinging Vossler but must also bring up Gabranth to annoy Basch. Nor would either Balthier or Vossler admit to anything so gauche (Balthier) or impossible (Vossler) as fighting over Basch's... sword. I like the variety and number of sword/hilt/penis innuendos you've worked in here, as well as the omake showing the response of the women of the party. It's a saucier, more experienced Penelo than one tends to see, but that works well inside the tone and theme of this story.