Kings Landing

how cracktastic do you all feel comfortable getting?  Because I am insanely longing to bring out the crack. Our version of Westeros, I believe, has been far too sane. Only two near assassinations and one major murder! No one's even banged their sister in the church in front of their dead kid or ANYTHING.

I guess what I'm asking is whether anyone else is up for pulling the stops out and letting the crazy fly?

Incest?
insanity?
twincest?
crazy religious nutjobs?
zombies?
extramarital affairs?
intricate poisons?
conspiracies?

So if you have any plotlines that you're itching to do, let me know! I want to pick up a new character and I would love to have them be part of something epic.