'Beautiful face,' huh? Said the guy who'd never seen more than the top part of said face. This guy was a real piece of work.
Mister Creepy looked like he was about to get up, and Link held up a hand, motioning him to stay seated, then crouched down to eye-level. The sirwal was loose enough that he could stay like that without obvious evidence of anatomy that he didn't share with women, but he decided not to chance it and dropped one knee to the ground. He made up for the fact that there wasn't much particularly alluring about the position by wrapping one arm around his knee and resting his other hand on it.
Ugggggggh.
"Oh that? That wasn't anything amazing," he said, pouring sugar and honey into his voice. "What was amazing, however, was those clever little boots of yours. Wherever did you get those?"