"Considering that Link is the one that introduced all of this into our lives, he's more than a few sprinklings," Ivee said, still staring at the queen. She looked again at Sophie, who hovered somewhere between equally bewildered and starting to have to hide amusement at blame getting laid on the shoulders of one of the menfolk.
Yes, that's a good idea. We'll switch to amusement because bananas what even.
"Is it bad of me to feel better when it's the men in our lives that are to blame for whatever we want to not have to claim as our own fault?"