oh, hai.
I'm K. In case you haven't met me, I'm currently all of nineteen years old, studying English as a major and minoring in Paralegal studies. I have an addiction to all black everything, and a penchant for jewelry that looks like it could take someone's eye out. :L I also like to write, obviously. And I like reading stuff by Kafka, Lovecraft, and Poe.
Anyway.
This smarmy bitch right here @ decapitator:
Is your
Queen of Hearts. Insane, beautiful, bitchy, horror of all horrors, and very likely to scream death sentences for next to no reason at all. Talk out of turn? Off with your head. Accidentally hiccup? Off with your head. Breathe incorrectly? Off with your head, and you should know better. :| She enjoys nothing but croquet and threatening to kill people. It doesn't even matter if they actually die- she tends to forget people exist, but she's rather contented to just have them pissing themselves with fear. Because that's how she works. You can check that out in her bio.~
Oh, and her husband. She rather likes him. Ahem. One can only hope for fucktons of drama with this one, and I know she's going to get it- being that she's pretty screwed in the head and all. She's forever young, and also expects people to tell her how beautiful she is- after they're done quivering in her presence, that is.
This guy, @ littlepiggi:
Is
Little Byron. Yes that's his actual name. He thinks it is full of fuck, too. He's your friendly neighborhood piggy-type grocer, and can't see worth two shits, but could smell you coming from a mile away. So take a shower, gdi. He's been picked on his whole life for being tiny compared to his siblings (with one exception), kind of a weakling, and just being sort of an easy target. He's really a sweetheart, but he's sort of messy, and would probably eat you out of house and home, given half the chance. He can't exactly help it. He's got a lot of quirks and tends to get defensive rather quickly. Still, though. He tries to be nice to people, as long as they're kind to him.
/ranting.
Hope to have some fun. Doin' stuff. And things. ♥ You can always hit me up @ kafkaandco@gmail if you want to talk plottings or anything.