All of mine are going to bother her, for reals. The Queen is going to have a full-on heart attack and probably start making it a mandate that Oysters are killed on sight. :| She's @ decapitator, if you want to look at her stuff.
Storm thinks Oysters are amusing, and usually makes himself seem a lot scarier than he is just so they won't bother him and ask zillions of questions.
Little Byron littlepiggi is kind of Oyster sympathetic, but he knows NOTHING about the Above world. He'll be nice, and he's not very frightening. Honest.