Kaleidoscope City Network

This damn place better not be pulling my leg. I just came back to the guild to a letter from townhall saying my bar is here and it fucking was. The Devil's Nest is back open! It's just like it was before. Damn, not even a bottle is out of place. This place just gets better and better. Guess there's a new bar in town.

Sheesh. Does anyone else get the sense it's gonna rain? I've totally had a chill up my spine all day. If it rains tomorrow I called it!

Everything about this system is ridiculous. Just because we get assigned to one guild means we have to clash with another? Who made this up? I can see no one's bothered to question it yet.

( Alphonse, you have a new private message. )

Happy Birthday Mahiru~! You're an adult now, how does it feel?

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Well I guess no one in the brochure was going to talk about those big ass monsters outside the city? A nice stroll just turned into a fight. Not that I really mind, but there's some big spiders out here in the mesa.

Well Well look at all of you, running around like chickens with their heads cut off! It's hilarious! Relax, it's not like you're all going anywhere, clearly this vacation's just getting started. Name's Greed, nice to meet ya.

By Shakespeare's ass, Alphonse Elric if you're here do interact with this post. I don't know how many hours have passed and I'd like it quite nicely not to lose you. Please be okay.