jurassic worlds; network

So if I've read everything on here correctly, we are stuck on an island because a group of scientists screwed up and ripped a big old whole in space and time. This sounds like something Stark would do - is it bad I'd actually take Ultron over this - The government's "solution" is to force us to cohabit the island with dinosaurs. Good to know the government is idiotic no matter where you show up. Did I miss anything? I honestly stopped at dinosaurs so I might have missed something.

How many of us are there? Names if you're comfortable leaving them here would be great. We should know who everyone is if we're all stuck here.

I'll go first. I'm Natasha.

OWEN.

I have some questions I'm hoping you can help me out with. What are we looking at here? How likely is an attack in the resort and is there any area we can keep everyone here safe if that happens? What's the weapon situation? I came through with a few on my person but not nearly enough to hold off a dinosaur.