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Tweak says, "Hoist the colours high"

James Barnes (robotarm) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2016-06-08 01:55:00

Entry tags:

bucky barnes / winter soldier (mcu), natasha romanova / black widow (616), phil coulson (616)

This is real.

Not where I'm supposed to be, but it's real.

It doesn't make any less sense than anything else, dinosaur land being real.

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	robotarm 2016-06-09 07:21 am UTC (link)
	I did not. Car was the size of a shoe, not my fault your seat was in the way. Sure. After I almost killed you. I just want to be done. It's easier. Safer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airsupport 2016-06-09 07:39 am UTC (link)
	Oh so the car made you kick my seat? That's mature of you to say. You want to blame someone, blame Steve and his terrible taste in get-away cars. That's one of the many grievances on the list by the way. See? How am I supposed to get these things off my chest if you keep trying to climb back into the ice box? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robotarm 2016-06-09 07:42 am UTC (link)
	I barely nudged it. You're just jumpy. Talk to me when I'm frozen up? It's where I belong. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airsupport 2016-06-09 07:58 am UTC (link)
	You're just upset because you had to sit in the back. You can't sass me if you're a popsicle. Where's the fun in that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

robotarm
2016-06-09 08:07 am UTC (link)

I'm taller than you. I got longer legs.

I'll write some notes to read.

I'm not safe Wilson. And you know what happened when I was out. It's better. At home no one can get into Wakanda, and the King won't let anyone thaw me out to use me, and here Felicity and Daisy can make sure no one gets near me. Dinosaurs bust in and they need a gun, they can let me out a while.

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airsupport
2016-06-09 08:22 am UTC (link)

Children belong in the backseat.

What happened is a sociopath got a hold of your Winter Soldier playbook and that same sociopath is locked up far away from here. There's no one here who knows the words and if they did, they'd have to answer to a lot of angry and strong people.

Have I been talking with an inanimate object this whole time? Guns don't complain about being stuck in small cars. They sure as hell don't skip out on a movie date with a beautiful roommate. They don't need a weapon, Barnes.

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robotarm
2016-06-09 08:28 am UTC (link)

Then Steve probably should have been back there. Plus I should have gotten snacks.

Or he pops in from prison. Or someone else has a copy. Or there's other code words in my brain I don't remember yet. People would fight. They'd probably win. I'd fight, I'd probably win. I don't want it to be that anymore. I'm tired Just want to be where I can't hurt anyone or need to be stopped.

~~It wasn't a~~ I didn't skip out. Not like I decided to catch a train out of here instead.

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	airsupport 2016-06-09 08:49 am UTC (link)
	He's my personal driver. Troublemakers don't get snacks. Like I said, I'll knock you out. Or put you on house arrest where someone can babysit you. Someone you trust. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robotarm 2016-06-09 08:57 am UTC (link)
	So you're a lousy driver? That why you fly? I knocked you out. People I trust are the people I hurt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airsupport 2016-06-09 09:06 am UTC (link)
	I'm a perfectly good driver when someone's not tearing the steering wheel out my hands. When? I was right back on my feet in .5 seconds. You're only trying to get back into the freezer so you won't have to have drinks with me. I don't think my self-esteem can recover from this level of rejection. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robotarm 2016-06-09 09:14 am UTC (link)
	Perfectly good's what someone says when they're bad at something but no one else wanted to tell them that. .5 seconds too long. Yeah. That's what I want to get away from. Drinks with you. Fine. It's not built here anyway yet. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

airsupport
2016-06-09 05:35 pm UTC (link)

I'm a fantastic driver. This kind of attitude is why you were regulated to the backseat.

Steve picked up the slack. And Sharon and Natasha then T'Challa--who, from what I've been told and from what I've seen, could easily handle you on his own.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You want to protect people from yourself. I don't know how to keep saying what I've been saying to get it through that thick skull of yours. ~~Stubborn ass~~. Until the ice box gets built then, you're stuck with us out in the world.

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robotarm
2016-06-10 03:03 am UTC (link)

Do you have one of those little fiddly cars always? They got cameras to help people back up now I heard, if you're bad at it.

Not easily. Maybe more easily now. People can take me out, I don't want them to have to. And it's always going to be the risk in the end because my brain is fucked up and programmed into being a thing.

I'm not Steve. It's not just because I want to do the right thing. I'm just tired of blood too.

You run around with Captain America, pal. No one who does that gets to call anyone else thick skulled.

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	airsupport 2016-06-10 03:58 am UTC (link)
	Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny. Too bad. We're going to do it if we have to. Because we can. You definitely aren't Steve. That's probably the best thing going for you. Ever heard of the phrase, takes one to know one? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robotarm 2016-06-10 04:18 am UTC (link)
	Anyone told you you're stubborn? I wouldn't go that far, probably. Nope. They didn't say that in my day. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airsupport 2016-06-10 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Nope, never. It's the only compliment you're getting from me today. That's a damn shame, grandpa. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robotarm 2016-06-10 04:53 am UTC (link)
	People were holding back then. Not like I was fishing. They did say go to hell though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airsupport 2016-06-10 05:08 am UTC (link)
	Nah, I'm a complete delight. Of course not. I'll save you a seat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robotarm 2016-06-10 05:18 am UTC (link)
	It doesn't count when you say it about yourself. Unless you're Skyedaisy. I been there already, I've got a seat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	airsupport 2016-06-10 05:22 am UTC (link)
	Are you sure going to the movies with her wasn't a date? Because it's starting to sound a lot like it was a date. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	robotarm 2016-06-10 05:27 am UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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