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Tweak says, "Castle!"

ʀᴏᴍᴀɴ ɢᴏᴅꜰʀᴇʏ (itshereditary) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2015-10-25 23:49:00

Entry tags:

felicity smoak, grant ward (mcu), jake jensen, kara palamas, peter rumancek, phryne fisher, roman godfrey

Well, now that my cunt of a mother is gone, hopefully forever, I think it's time to celebrate. Not quite as good as the bitch being dead, granted, but it's close enough for government work.

So, the Velvet Room is going to be having one long Halloween Party all this week, culminating in a masquerade on Devil's Night and an all-night party for Halloween. Let the revelry commence and all that jazz.

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	itshereditary 2015-10-29 03:49 am UTC (link)
	Maybe go cry while she fondles your dick and tells you you're a good person, really, somewhere else? See, this whole thing is about my general inability to cope with my history of emotional trauma. You have yours all over the place already. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-10-29 04:02 am UTC (link)
	There's plenty of room for both of us to have emotional meltdowns. Really not trying to steal your thunder, kiddo. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itshereditary 2015-10-29 04:03 am UTC (link)
	Yes, well, I'm pretty sure there isn't a person here who doesn't know about yours already. I think they've started including it in the explanatory material for new arrivals. You couldn't if you tried. And if you call me a kid again, I might just rip out your intestines and choke you with them. In a very literal manner. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-10-29 04:04 am UTC (link)
	Welcome to Jurassic City. Mind the dinosaurs and don't poke at the weepy ex-HYDRA man. He might pour out his backstory to you. Sounds legit. Says the kid who is very literally a kid. What are you? 16? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itshereditary 2015-10-29 04:06 am UTC (link)
	It's in the pamphlet. Fuck off. I already said I'm not human. I'm older than I look. And anyway, even if I wasn't, we both know I haven't been a kid for a long time. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-10-29 04:17 am UTC (link)
	Yeah. Whatever you do get, it goes too fast. And it's gone the second they decide you're not good enough. Or at least, once they start to show it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itshereditary 2015-10-29 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Okay, no. You seem to be under the mistaken impression that we're going to have a heart to heart and share our feelings. I'd honestly rather slit my wrists again. Not that it would do much good. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-10-29 04:40 am UTC (link)
	You started it. I would have quite happily been a dick again if you hadn't tacked on that last statement, munchkin. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itshereditary 2015-10-29 04:53 am UTC (link)
	I generally try to avoid killing people. Personal preference. But I just might have to make an exception. I mean, it's not like anyone would give a fuck if you died. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-10-29 05:00 am UTC (link)
	You want to give it a try, I'd welcome the challenge. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itshereditary 2015-10-29 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Sorry. Your mommy won't sign your permission slip. Back to the kids' table with you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-10-29 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	She's gun-shy. One of those things that comes with people genuinely wanting you dead. Even the insincere threats seem like something to be worried about. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itshereditary 2015-10-30 04:18 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, well, I don't take kindly to death threats. And I have this bad habit of violently killing anyone who tries to hurt me or mine. So you might want to watch that. Otherwise, one of these days she's going to pull that shit with someone who isn't quite as nice as me. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	knowmyself 2015-10-29 05:03 am UTC (link)
	Don't you dare touch him. I don't care what you are, you hurt him and I'll kill you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vargulfed 2015-10-29 05:05 am UTC (link)
	You two are so over your head. You'd be better off calling off your guy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-10-29 05:08 am UTC (link)
	We can handle ourselves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	vargulfed 2015-10-29 05:10 am UTC (link)
	Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you. It's too bad. We were having such a nice night. Now there will be violence, bloodshed and bodies to dispose of. Again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-10-29 05:13 am UTC (link)
	We're not scared of you two. We're also not the ones that turned this into something unnecessarily confrontational. That was you two. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	itshereditary 2015-10-29 05:09 am UTC (link)
	You could practically set your watch by the way you come to his rescue. Do you have any hobbies other than stalking your boyfriend's every conversation? I promise, my girlfriend is scarier. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-10-29 05:11 am UTC (link)
	We look out for each other. What I do in my spare time doesn't concern you. I don't scare easy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itshereditary 2015-10-30 03:11 am UTC (link)
	Well, maybe if you hopped off his dick and picked up a few more hobbies, you might be less annoying. That's just because you're stupid. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	vargulfed 2015-10-29 05:12 am UTC (link)
	With those lips, you're the girlfriend. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	itshereditary 2015-10-30 03:00 am UTC (link)
	You say the sweetest fucking things. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	survives 2015-10-29 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	Kara, it's fine. I'm pretty sure he's just posturing. I mean, that's all I was doing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	knowmyself 2015-11-04 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	Are you sure? It seemed like he meant it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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