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Tweak says, "SAILOR WAR!"

ｓｔｅｐｈａｎｉｅｂｒｏｗｎ (spoiledbat) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2015-08-23 20:08:00

Entry tags:

grant ward (mcu), jason todd / red hood, stephanie brown / batgirl

Holy Jurassic Park, Batman!

So...this is definitely a thing.

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	voteddead 2015-08-24 12:12 am UTC (link)
	I thought the Holy Insert Corny Thing Here Batman zingers went out with the short pants and pixie boots. Guess I was wrong. Or maybe it was just me. I wasn't so good with those. Or the short pants and pixie boots. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	spoiledbat 2015-08-24 12:17 am UTC (link)
	I never got to wear hotpants and pixie boots. It was all short skirt and tights. I'll have you know I would have rocked the hotpants and pixie boots. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voteddead 2015-08-24 12:23 am UTC (link)
	I don't have the hips for the short skirt. Or the ass. Got the legs, but tights are my thing. I don't know. I've heard the things said about Dick's butt when he rocked the hotpants. Though let's be honest, we all know his real strength was pulling off the disco collar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

spoiledbat
2015-08-24 12:27 am UTC (link)

Now I want to see you in a short skirt. I'm sure your ass is fine.

Be honest, were you mostly embarrassed that you died in hotpants and pixie boots? Is that why you switched to leather and murder when you came back? You can tell me. I won't judge.

I never got to see the disco collar. It was before my time. I mostly only ever knew him when he took over for Bruce.

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voteddead
2015-08-24 12:33 am UTC (link)

I was cursed with a flat butt. It's the sad, sad, truth.

Ouch. That hurts me. Mocking my death. My very traumatizing death. But...the hotpants and pixie boots, I was young, stupid, impressionable. I did some things. Made some fashion choices I regret. Dark, sad, depressing times for me, really.

It was a classic look. Really made his eyes pop. Shame he got rid of it, really.

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	spoiledbat 2015-08-24 12:35 am UTC (link)
	Plenty of girls have flat butts and still rock short skirts. There there. This is what happens when you let yourself get taken in by a troubled, white billionaire who collects teenage sidekicks as a hobby. It's all primary colors, terrible fashion and traumatic deaths. Now I want him to wear a batsuit with a disco collar. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voteddead 2015-08-24 12:40 am UTC (link)
	This butt doesn't. Because this butt doesn't do short skirts. I was young. I was stupid. Really, I was just doing what any kid who tried to steal the tires off of the Batmobile would've done. He makes bad fashion choices a lot. You could probably get him to do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spoiledbat 2015-08-24 12:44 am UTC (link)
	I think that butt could. That butt is just scared. We all do stupid things when we're young. I made my own Robin costume, broke into the Batcave and wouldn't leave until Bruce agreed to train me. If he shows up, I'll work on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voteddead 2015-08-24 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Poor sad, scared, flat little butt. Aww. That's adorable. I bet you were super spunky and sassy. Did you do the pigtails? I feel like pigtails would've pulled the whole look together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spoiledbat 2015-08-24 12:51 am UTC (link)
	It's okay, little flat butt. You can do anything you set your mind to. I was so very spunky and sassy. Way too spunky and sassy for Bruce. He fired me. Then I got tortured to death by Black Mask. Nope. Red headband. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voteddead 2015-08-24 12:56 am UTC (link)
	I'll be the little flat butt that could. I never got fired. Which, considering how much shit I gave Bruce, was surprising. But, I didn't listen, and got beaten to death with a crowbar by the Joker. Because that's what happens when you don't listen to Batman. But really, listening is overrated. Cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spoiledbat 2015-08-24 12:59 am UTC (link)
	The brave little flat butt. Yeah. Don't do everything he says, mess up once, and you die violently because Batman Is Always Right. It's funny. I had a gun pointed at Black Mask. If I hadn't listened to my inner "What Would Bruce Do" voice, I probably would have been fine. If I could do it again? I'd have emptied the fricking gun into him. I'm adorable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

voteddead
2015-08-24 01:10 am UTC (link)

And then, when you die, become An Example. A suit in the Batcave, there as a warning. Don't Question Batman. Because then you will meet a tragic end at the end of a psychotic supervillain. But it's okay. You get to live on forever as an example of what not to do for future Robins.

It's a funny thing, that inner voice. It tends to get you killed.

See? That right there is why Bruce just has the wrong idea about handling these things. You throw them in Arkham or Blackgate, they're just going to get back out. Shoot them in the head, boom. Gone. No one's problem anymore.

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spoiledbat
2015-08-24 01:28 am UTC (link)

At least you got a suit in the Batcave. I didn't rank high enough to be an example. Wouldn't be surprised if he forgot about me after.

Tell me about it.

The real funny thing is, I still listen to it. I still don't kill people. I mean, maybe if there was absolutely no alternative. But I guess I decided I wanted to be about hope. Not fear or anger or whatever Batman's about this week.

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	survives 2015-08-24 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Huh. You sound way to perky to be Carter. Way too. And I doubt she'd ever use the phrase 'Holy ___, Batman!' But that's about the sum of it, yeah. Definitely a thing. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	spoiledbat 2015-08-24 03:01 am UTC (link)
	I'm guessing when you say Carter, you don't mean Carter Hall. But no. I'm Steph. Stephanie Brown. Is it the kind of thing where if I go take a nap, I'll wake up and it'll have been a weird dream? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	survives 2015-08-24 03:09 am UTC (link)
	Sharon Carter. Someone I know. You bear a rather striking resemblance to her. You look... younger, though. At least, as well as I can make out. Grant Ward. Most people just call me Ward. Unfortunately, no. I've slept several times over by now, and I keep waking up right here. (Reply to this) (Parent)