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Tweak says, "don't stop believin'!"

ｓｔｅｐｈａｎｉｅｂｒｏｗｎ (spoiledbat) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2015-08-23 20:08:00

Entry tags:

grant ward (mcu), jason todd / red hood, stephanie brown / batgirl

Holy Jurassic Park, Batman!

So...this is definitely a thing.

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	voteddead 2015-08-24 12:40 am UTC (link)
	This butt doesn't. Because this butt doesn't do short skirts. I was young. I was stupid. Really, I was just doing what any kid who tried to steal the tires off of the Batmobile would've done. He makes bad fashion choices a lot. You could probably get him to do it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spoiledbat 2015-08-24 12:44 am UTC (link)
	I think that butt could. That butt is just scared. We all do stupid things when we're young. I made my own Robin costume, broke into the Batcave and wouldn't leave until Bruce agreed to train me. If he shows up, I'll work on it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voteddead 2015-08-24 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Poor sad, scared, flat little butt. Aww. That's adorable. I bet you were super spunky and sassy. Did you do the pigtails? I feel like pigtails would've pulled the whole look together. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spoiledbat 2015-08-24 12:51 am UTC (link)
	It's okay, little flat butt. You can do anything you set your mind to. I was so very spunky and sassy. Way too spunky and sassy for Bruce. He fired me. Then I got tortured to death by Black Mask. Nope. Red headband. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	voteddead 2015-08-24 12:56 am UTC (link)
	I'll be the little flat butt that could. I never got fired. Which, considering how much shit I gave Bruce, was surprising. But, I didn't listen, and got beaten to death with a crowbar by the Joker. Because that's what happens when you don't listen to Batman. But really, listening is overrated. Cute. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spoiledbat 2015-08-24 12:59 am UTC (link)
	The brave little flat butt. Yeah. Don't do everything he says, mess up once, and you die violently because Batman Is Always Right. It's funny. I had a gun pointed at Black Mask. If I hadn't listened to my inner "What Would Bruce Do" voice, I probably would have been fine. If I could do it again? I'd have emptied the fricking gun into him. I'm adorable. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

voteddead
2015-08-24 01:10 am UTC (link)

And then, when you die, become An Example. A suit in the Batcave, there as a warning. Don't Question Batman. Because then you will meet a tragic end at the end of a psychotic supervillain. But it's okay. You get to live on forever as an example of what not to do for future Robins.

It's a funny thing, that inner voice. It tends to get you killed.

See? That right there is why Bruce just has the wrong idea about handling these things. You throw them in Arkham or Blackgate, they're just going to get back out. Shoot them in the head, boom. Gone. No one's problem anymore.

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spoiledbat
2015-08-24 01:28 am UTC (link)

At least you got a suit in the Batcave. I didn't rank high enough to be an example. Wouldn't be surprised if he forgot about me after.

Tell me about it.

The real funny thing is, I still listen to it. I still don't kill people. I mean, maybe if there was absolutely no alternative. But I guess I decided I wanted to be about hope. Not fear or anger or whatever Batman's about this week.

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