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Tweak says, "I have a restraining order!!"

тaaĸo (abracafuckyou) wrote in jurassiccitynet,
@ 2017-05-27 16:07:00

Entry tags:

angus mcdonald, five, kravitz, lup, taako, vax'ildan

I miss my sister.

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abracafuckyou
2017-05-27 11:27 pm UTC (link)

Fine, fine. You're pretty and you're awesome and you're smart and I'm lost without you and I hate literally everyone else except you most of the time.

Nope. They've never been here. It's a weird magical pocket dimension where there's dinosaurs.

Yeah. We died some really stupid ways. But we also died some really badass ways. And none of it stuck. So, I say we're winning.

Okay, bear with me, because shit's about to get weird. We got to a different world uh...some time after whatever you probably remember, and we had the bright idea to break up the Light so the Hunger couldn't find it. And we made Cool Shit with it. But Lucretia thought that was a terrible idea because the cool shit was too powerful or whatever. And so she made us all forget everything using a Void Fish and started working on collecting all the stuff. And you maybe died or something I don't really remember but she made me forget you completely and I'm really pissed at her and I'm only kind of remembering things now. And also Magnus chopped off Merle's arm with an ax. And I maybe have a kid. Kind of. And a boyfriend. Definitely.

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fifteendollars
2017-05-27 11:54 pm UTC (link)

My skin is glowing from all the praise. This shall sustain me for a while.

Oookay. I blame Barry and his terrible driving for this.

Taako, my sweet annoying but endearing brother. I'm going to need for you to speak to me in person because I must be reading this wrong. We "broke up" the Light? Lucretia made you "forget me"? Whatever you're smoking, you need to share it with me because that has to be some very good shit.

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abracafuckyou
2017-05-27 11:57 pm UTC (link)

You're welcome. Feel free to compliment your favorite brother any time now.

Your boyfriend doesn't even drive the ship, does he? I don't even remember. I feel like he shouldn't be allowed to drive things.

It's a lot of bullshit mess.

Also, because it came up that one time when we were discussing spell theory, you can absolutely use tentacle spells for sex stuff. But like...carefully.

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fifteendollars
2017-05-28 12:09 am UTC (link)

You're my favorite brother. My MOST favorite brother.

Boyfriend? No no no no. You are mistaken. Nothing like that. Never, gross. Who did you think I am? With Barry? Being my boyfriend? So hilarious. Like that would ever happen, who said that? We thought it would be fun to all take a turn at driving and now Barry is banned for all eternity from driving ever again.

It's complete bullshit is what it is. None of that happened. We're still running away from the Hunger--or "John". Merle's been talking to it for years.

Now it is not the time to be discussing your sex life but good to know.

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	abracafuckyou 2017-05-28 12:19 am UTC (link)
	As your only brother I appreciate that touching sentiment. Right. My mistake. You definitely don't want to suck face with Barrold. I will be sure to turn him into a lizard if I see him driving ever again. It's a timeline thing and it definitely happened. Discussing my sex life seems less traumatic than discussing almost anything else. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fifteendollars 2017-05-28 12:33 am UTC (link)
	I knew you would. I totally do not want to suck face with Barry. It's the principle of the matter. You touch him, we're fighting. No changing my friend into a lizard. I want to hear it from Lucretia herself when she gets here. Is it? Is it really? Is. It really? Our son is on here. He's only 3, we can't traumatize him at such an early age. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abracafuckyou 2017-05-28 12:49 am UTC (link)
	Absolutely. Fine, I won't turn your not-boyfriend into a lizard even if he drives us into a tree. Okay. Deal. Let's never discuss this again. Our magic boy will be fine. He's a very mature four year old. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fifteendollars 2017-05-28 01:34 am UTC (link)
	He won't drive us into a tree because he's no longer allowed to drive. Ever. Deal. They grow up so fast. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abracafuckyou 2017-05-28 01:45 am UTC (link)
	Which is why I wanted to turn him into a lizard if he tries to drive, but you said no so I guess we're just taking our lives in our hands here. Awesome. They do. Some day soon he'll be stealing some poor asshole's shoes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fifteendollars 2017-05-28 02:15 am UTC (link)
	I got it handled. Believe me, he's going to pay for this one. Stop, I'm crying already. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	fifteendollars 2017-05-27 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Wait, you have a kid?????????????? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abracafuckyou 2017-05-27 11:59 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah. I have a magical boy child named Agnes McDougal. He's six and he's pretty good at spells and shit. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boydetective 2017-05-28 12:00 am UTC (link)
	Angus McDonald. Really, sir, you should remember my name by this point. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abracafuckyou 2017-05-28 12:02 am UTC (link)
	I'm basically your dad now, I think your name is just whatever I call you. I think that's how kids work. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boydetective 2017-05-28 12:03 am UTC (link)
	No. It's really not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abracafuckyou 2017-05-28 12:24 am UTC (link)
	Ango, this is very important. You're not allowed to love Lup better than me. All right? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boydetective 2017-05-28 12:33 am UTC (link)
	Never, sir. It might get to equal amounts eventually, but that would be all right, wouldn't it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abracafuckyou 2017-05-28 12:48 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, fine. Whatever. And ignore her. You're learning your spells just fine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boydetective 2017-05-28 12:54 am UTC (link)
	I really have almost figured out my 3rd level spells. I mean. Let me try. Did you get it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	abracafuckyou 2017-05-28 01:04 am UTC (link)
	I got something that sounded a lot like someone trying through a sack while being drowned, probably. But that was a good first effort. You'll get it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	fifteendollars 2017-05-28 12:19 am UTC (link)
	Hello magic child. Lup here. I guess I'm your auntie now. Or your mom since what's Taako's is mine. I'd make a better parent anyways. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boydetective 2017-05-28 12:32 am UTC (link)
	Hello, ma'am. And I'm not really all that magic yet. I'm still learning. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fifteendollars 2017-05-28 12:40 am UTC (link)
	Nonsense. If you're a child of mine then you're full of magic. Learn faster. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	boydetective 2017-05-28 12:46 am UTC (link)
	I'm learning as fast as I can. Honestly. I've almost got my third level spells down. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	fifteendollars 2017-05-28 01:35 am UTC (link)
	Third level? That's pretty impressive, and appropriate, for a 3 year old. See, I knew you had it in you. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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